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samfcknsheen

28 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:34am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What ever happened to cute nerdy girls who read books and comics? Or somebody who watch movies nonstop and can have a conversation using quotes? Or women who love zombies and Halloween?! I don't think I'm asking much. Fun and real shouldn't be this hard to find. Money isn't everything. It helps.. But you can live with less. And please for fuck sake! Don't message me and respond once in a blue moon. That's annoying ass hell and I will just stop wasting time on you.

Skeptic sarcastic ass... Cannot be held responsible for what happens next.

I'm that guy that just does things on impulse. Nine times out of ten I don't even know what I'm going to do or say next. Being completely unpredictable even to yourself makes things more interesting. I currently play guitar and sing for a band, and also sing, guitar, bass, keys, and drums for a solo project... Music is kinda my thing. I enjoy quiet bars where there's only 3-20 people at and good beer.. Clubs? Dancing? You're looking at the wrong guy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to figure out what the hell happened at the end of Maniac with Elijah Wood... But aside from that... Not much
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I play guitar, bass, paino, synth, harmonica and I sing. It's not about thinking I'm "good at it". I have a drive and a passion to always be better. I'm into other arts too but music is priority
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm very sarcastic and use a fake accent when I meet people for the first time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll read anything with a good cover.. Cover art says a lot about a book. Chuck Palahniuk, Edgar Allen Poe, Bram Stokers Dracula, Steinbeck... Anything science fiction/fantasy. Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit.

Movies: horror, Disney, science fiction, fantasy.. Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Bruce Campbell Evil Dead Franchise is = to the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise.

TV: Being Human (US), Wilfred (US), The office (us), family guy, FireFly, face off, myth busters, Archer, Bobs Burgers, Once Upon a Time, River Monsters, Man, Woman, Wild, Defiance, Supernatural, Big Giant Swords, Black Sails.

Music is too fucking long to type out right now... I'll just say everything except new rap, Adele, that Lorde chick, Kanye, jay z and fucking Maroon 5.. I hate him... A lot... All other music is good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My nephews
My beard
Movies, DVDs, Netflix, Hulu
My guitars
Apple products
Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music..... Music... Movies....... Chipotle... Music...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working late, coming home, eating dinner, watching Netflix until 3am. Open to suggestions.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm Batman......
You should message me if
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You know the difference between you're and your, there, their and they're... You genuinely find interest in me. Stuff... Bla bla bla.. Interests and shit.. You like talking...