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samfcknsheen

27 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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What ever happened to cute nerdy girls who read books and comics? Or somebody who watch movies nonstop and can have a conversation using quotes.. Or women who love zombies and Halloween?! I don't think I'm asking much.. Fun and real shouldn't be this hard to find. Money isn't everything. It helps.. But you can live with less..

I notice many woman claim to be an introverted extrovert, or extroverted introvert... It's called Ambivert... Where I also would catogorize myself along with you... Well if you called it by it's proper name..

I'm that guy that just does things on impulse. Nine times out of ten I don't even know what I'm going to do or say next. Being completely unpredictable even to yourself makes things more interesting. I currently play guitar and sing for a band, and also sing, guitar, bass, keys, and drums for a solo project... Music is kinda my thing. I enjoy quiet bars where there's only 3-20 people at a time and mass amounts of IPAs and fireball (my poison)... Clubs? Dancing? You're looking at the wrong guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out what the hell happened at the end of Maniac with Elijah Wood... But aside from that... I'm A musican, artist, writer... And a retail slave 40 hours a week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I play guitar, bass, paino, synth, harmonica and I sing. It's not about thinking I'm "good at it". I have a drive and a passion to always be better. I'm into other arts too but music is priority
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My disturbing sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'll read anything with a good cover.. Cover art says a lot about a book. Chuck Palahniuk, Edgar Allen Poe, Bram Stokers Dracula, Steinbeck... Anything science fiction/fantasy. Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit.

Movies: horror, Disney, science fiction, fantasy.. Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Bruce Campbell Evil Dead Franchise is = to the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise.

TV: Being Human (US), Wilfred (US), The office (us), family guy, FireFly, face off, myth busters, Archer, Bobs Burgers, Once Upon a Time, River Monsters, Man, Woman, Wild, Defiance.

Music is too fucking long to type out right now... I'll just say everything except new rap, Adele, that Lorde chick, Ksnye, jay z and fucking Maroon 5.. I hate him... A lot... All other music is good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My nephew
My faith
my guitars
Lipton Tea with Honey
apple products
food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music..... Music... Movies....... Chipotle... Music...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working late, coming home, eating dinner, watching Netflix until 3am. Open to suggestions. Still trying to finish watching every episode of the office.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm Batman......
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the difference between you're and your, there, their and they're...
You aren't a complete hussy. (Seems to be all I find on here)
You genuinely find interest in me.

And if you're not looking for long term dating... Don't put that you are looking for it... That way I can avoid wasting my time.