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samgs

35 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 8, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm kind of a nut. I have a great sense of humor and tell horrible jokes. I'm always learning. I'm out all the time and constantly doing something--I love to be out with friends, learn just about anything, work and have a good time.

I love:
Meeting New People
Beer brewing
Boot camp
Photography
Exercise
Cooking/ baking
Finding new things to learn
Spell check (I'm very literate but a little dyslexic)
What I’m doing with my life
Basically, I work in account management/ project management for a marketing firm/ ad agency. I passed the PMP Exam last year, so I'm trying to figure out what professional designation to get next. I travel for work for months at a time, so there are periods where I disappear during the week.
I’m really good at
I make a Macaroni & Cheese that will give you an orgasm and kill you. In that order.

I excel at sounding like I know what I'm talking about.

And then there's...
Jump Rope
My ability to find a silver lining in anything (try me...it's impressive).
Sarcasm.
Herding Cats.
Charming Snakes.
Hearding Cats Toward the Snakes so I have fewer cats and/ or snakes to worry about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: anything that's well prepared (one of my problems is that I love everything). I could live on breakfast and/ or macaroni and cheese.

Books: mostly non-fiction at this point. Paradox of Choice, Power of Habit, etc. I love a good novel too - I'm currently on the 4th book of Game of Thrones.

Movies: classic comedies (anything Mel Brooks, Airplane, Zoolander, etc.), dramas/ action flicks.

Music: mostly alternative/ rock.
The six things I could never do without
People
Weekend plans
A good challenge/ problem to solve
Bad jokes
A trip to look forward to
A stocked kitchen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next plot to take over the world.

Also, my schedule--it's full.

Homage to the The Zombie Apocalypse posts: it has already started--if you want evidence, just watch C-SPAN.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My dream is to become the first successful Bond villain...

And who is my major competition for Bond villain status? Paula Dean, Kim Jong Il's kids, Mark Zuckerberg, Mark Cuban, Paris Hilton...the list goes on and on...

One thing I should be up front about: I belong to the dark side. I'm a consultant...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're crazy and sane at the same time.
You like being with quirky people.
You're flexible.
You don't love Raymond. Unless you know/ are related to Raymond.
You can whistle in Latin.
Rudolph's red nose is a direct result of your right hook.
**No animals were harmed in the making of this profile.