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samisnotasalmon

29 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Other
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Exceptional.

Your parents will be proud.

That's high level.

More granular you ask?

I have a lot of fun, have great friends, a good job that makes me dress fancy and is at times challenging.

I like books, film photography, making up stories, making small films, playing golf, seeing music, etc.

I haz opinions. I have traveled the world etc.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
getting older but having loads of fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pretending im a serious person & music video concepts
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
'Hey you look like someone I know!'

Glasses, stellar ankles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hemingway, NIN, Donnie Darko, Asimov, Jaar, Dostoyevsky, lost in translation, Camus

The economist. Reddit. MIT technology review.

reading some sci-fi, AI and fiction books right now. never finishing anything or at least it feels like that. Economics psychology branding consumer,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Freedom from and freedom to.
Expression
Time
Vision
Books
Cameras

*family duh & my cool friendz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should I take this photo?

Reality vs perceived reality.

Why people buy things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking for an excuse to stay in.

dinner is nice.

hanging with friends doing hoodrat things
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I skinny dipped where Jesus walked on water.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know you're a catch.

I know you are out there. The one; that is cool, semi pretentious, a little wild, sometimes messy but cleans up well, can play the game with me fooling people to think we are serious but we're really goof ballz.