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samisnotasalmon

28 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Other
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well read and conversant in most topics.

I'm famous with the people I know.

I strive to do the right thing even though sometimes im lazy.

If I won the lottery I would go to art school.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and always learning. Lived in sf for a decade. Many friends and many things to do. Making photos, wearing suits to work, and still behaving like a teenager after hours.
Perception is reality.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things interesting

Making up stories.

Dance moves and making cat sounds to music.

Thinking differently.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Potential

'Hey you I look like someone I know?'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Only the good stuff.

I read more than you. Unless you are in college and you don't work.

Hemingway, NIN, Donnie Darko, Asimov, Jaar, Dostoyevsky, lost in translation, Camus
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Freedom
Expression
Time
Sight
Books
Cameras

Truth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people buy things.

Should I take this photo?

News, communications, data, and why most people just want to be left alone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes it's wild all night.
Sometimes I sit on the couch.
Rarely do I cook dinner, no groceries, too busy.
Weekend road trip to some California jewel to enjoy nature.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I skinny dipped where Jesus walked on water.

Pee in shower at gym?

I'm a lover.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're intellectually stable, mature and fun.

Bonus points if you are cool.