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samisnotasalmon

28 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Other
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm an entfjunchmvjgt according to Myers Briggs and I always knew I want to be this Meyers Briggs thing my whole life.

(Read with Russian accent) I like to make fun, have a time, and appreciate most things world has offered. I think art, I feel emotion, and I dance.
I'm here to experience and experience I make and I like to camera so I can catch time.

Read the rest of profile in normal voice.

Superconfusingthings.com

From Southern California

Love me?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm gunna go vague here. Job at company. Non tech. Marketing stuff brand stuff. Learning and stuffs. Gym and stuffs, photos and stuffs. And stuffs and stuffs.

Serious learning and applying going on. Not as much discovery as gradual knowing.
I’m really good at
making things interesting
The first things people usually notice about me
Potential

'Hey you I look like someone I know?'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
bill bryson, ayn rand, milan kundera,camus, hemingway, french maupussant, russians, asimov, fiction, howard bloom. Yiddish literature and one day i will donate money to a scholarship promoting the study of Yiddish authors and their works.
dont like scanner darkly by philip k dick
Economist and reddit

Donnie darko. Thrones.

john talabot, chance the rapper, fatboy slim, bondax, teed, NIN, cure, new order, and now into genres, electronic, industrial, dark stuff, chill music, etc whatever, spooky black, punk from high school

KQED
The six things I could never do without
Freedom
Expression
Time
Sight
Books
Cameras

Truth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people buy things.

Should I take this photo?

Universe

You
On a typical Friday night I am
Full spectrum.

Ideally? Drinks at work, then dinner with you, and then we head home to give each other butt massages.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I skinny dipped where Jesus walked on water.

Pee in shower at gym?

I'm a lover.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're intellectually curious.
You want to enjoy things with me.