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samisnotasalmon

29 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Other
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Exceptional.

Your parents will be proud.
What I’m doing with my life
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getting older
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pretending im a serious person & music video concepts
The first things people usually notice about me
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'Hey you look like someone I know!'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hemingway, NIN, Donnie Darko, Asimov, Jaar, Dostoyevsky, lost in translation, Camus

The economist. Reddit

reading some sci-fi, AI and fiction books right now. never finishing anything or at least it feels like that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Freedom from and freedom to.
Expression
Time
Vision
Books
Cameras

*family duh & my cool friendz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Should I take this photo?

Reality vs perceived reality.

Why people buy things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
looking for an excuse to stay in.

dinner is nice.

hanging with friends doing hoodrat things
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I skinny dipped where Jesus walked on water.
You should message me if
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You know you're a catch.