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samjuels

31 Astoria, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not to go off on a tangent here but I often see people write that they are "easy going" in this section of their profile, just once I want someone to say something like..."I'm extremely difficult and resentful, I often hold grudges and have a sincerely irrational fear of change"

I'm usually the loudest person in the room, often the one making inappropriate jokes to strangers to see if they're cool.

A nice plate of pasta, a proper glass of whiskey and some good conversation. These are a few of my favorite things.

Bill Hicks, Neil Gaiman, John Waters, Garth Ennis, Dan Simmons. If any of these names mean something to you we probably have a few things to talk about.

I enjoy a night out eating, drinking and carousing just as much as a quiet one spent at home watching crappy tv. Everyone writes this?!!

I'm a Big Phish fan, I try to see them a few times a year. After recently moving to a building with a proper roofdeck I spend an inordinate amount of time up there gazing at the city skyline.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im a lighting director working predominately in news, I work a morning finance show so I keep really odd hours.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, rolling joints, dancing my butt off at concerts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i'm tall 6'4" and can be quite boisterous at times
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a big movie buff, Kurosawa, Kazan, Peckinpaw, Kurbick and Wes Anderson, Hitchcock, Coppola are a few favorites that come to mind. Cool Hand Luke would easily be my desert island film.

Love to read, mostly sci-fi, fantasy and non-fiction. Last book I finished was Phillip K Dick's Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. Favorites include The Dark Tower Series, The Hyperion Cantos, Dune and any thing Neil Gaiman ever wrote.

Music:
Phish, Tool, Sam Cooke, Sigur Ros, Nina Simone, Carol King, Billy Joel, The Band, Air, The Beta Band, Stereolab, Astrud Gilberto, Murs, The Beatles, The Talking Heads, The Velvet Underground, Nick Drake... I could go on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what if "all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends drinking, eating and being debaucherous or sitting on my couch enjoying a nice glass of whiskey and a book, magazine (im addicted to New York, just cant get enough of the approval matrix) or movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I recently became enamored with Downton Abbey. I devoured the first two seasons in a weeks time. It's so good!
You should message me if
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you feel like it and/or you like to Dab