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My self-summary
The name is Samantha. Ex- cheerleader. Medical student. Certified Comedian. Destined Alcoholic. Allergic to bullshit.
What I’m doing with my life
Working my ass off and going to school.
I’m really good at
Dissolving tension. Afternoon delight. Day drinking. Accomplishing goals. Playing the guitar.
The first things people usually notice about me
My charisma, lack of fashion sense and ability to make myself laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Authors: J.R.R. Tolkien, Jane Austen, J.K. Rowling, Emily Bronte, Stephen King, C.S. Lewis, George R.R. Martin, Gordon Dahlquist, Terry Goodkind, Ian Fleming.

Movies/Shows: Anything on Netflix.

Food: Tacos.
The six things I could never do without
1. This
2. Is
3. A
4. Really
5. Stupid
6. Question
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who would win in a battle between Gandalf and Dumbledore?
On a typical Friday night I am
At my local bar wining and dining myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I collected 150 of the first generation Pokemon cards.
You should message me if
You're not going to bitch me out for not responding immediately.
You are of legal drinking age.
You don't want to skin me alive and wear it as your birthday suit.
You aren't on here to convert me to your religion.
You don't send text messages with wink faces.
You aren't married looking for a "side hoe" when you're in town on business trips.
You aren't racist or homophobic.

Note: This is an app on my phone. Therefore if it says I'm online 7 times out of 10 I'm not. Sorry!