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sammijf

27 F Bloomington, IN

My Details

Last Online
Dec 30, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm really honestly just looking for friends in town and people to entertain me. All of mine have moved away. Seriously, this is not code for I want to sleep with you.
What I’m doing with my life
Finished school a few years ago. Working full time in Bloomington for now.
I’m really good at
Calling people out on their bullshit, and at saying vulgar and innapropriate things as the entirely wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm practically a midget. 5 even and owning it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exhausted from work drinking wine in my pjs watching netflix, or on the rare occasion I venture downtown on a Friday and deal with stupid drunk college kids, at the Bird with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a flat foot. It's cute.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want to entertain a flat footed midget with a potty mouth.