sammijf
29 Bloomington, IN
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My self-summary
I'm really honestly just looking for friends in town and people to entertain me. All of mine have moved away. Seriously, this is not code for I want to sleep with you.
What I’m doing with my life
Finished school a few years ago. Working full time in Bloomington for now.
I’m really good at
Calling people out on their bullshit, and at saying vulgar and innapropriate things as the entirely wrong time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm practically a midget. 5 even and owning it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exhausted from work drinking wine in my pjs watching netflix, or on the rare occasion I venture downtown on a Friday and deal with stupid drunk college kids, at the Bird with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a flat foot. It's cute.
You should message me if
you want to entertain a flat footed midget with a potty mouth.
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