I am not your typical girl. I can't go to pubs, music events, or large social gatherings (even though I would enjoy myself greatly). I can't travel long distances (not more than an hour drive nor overnight). I can't stay up late or get up early. I get run down very easily and sick just as easily. I spend between eight and nine months each year hiding out from sick people (and am still sick for the duration). I socialize online, almost exclusively during my hide-out months. During the summer, when I am at my least afflicted, I walk three miles each day either avec ou sans poodle; fail at playing disc golf; go geocaching; et alia. Basically, I spend as much time outdoors (yet away from people) as is humanly possible within my restrictions.
I am buckets of fun, if your version of fun matches with my version of fun. Don't think you can change me. My broken DNA wins. Every. Single. Time.
I am: INTJ/ISTJ, misanthropic, and silly.
Ok. So I had a math test right here in hopes of weeding out the idiots. (Yes, there are plenty of vaguely-verbal troglodytic simpletons on this site. If you couldn't understand the previous sentence without using a dictionary, chances are you are not what I am looking for in a friend or a romantic interest.)
I am snarky.
If you wish to proposition me for coitus, be prepared for one of the two following outcomes: being ignored/flagged and/or a stern lecture on morals.