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samothraki

35 F Iowa City, IA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Fluently), Greek (Okay), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am ONLY looking for new friends.

I am not your typical girl. I can't go to pubs, music events, or large social gatherings (even though I would enjoy myself greatly). I can't travel long distances (not more than an hour drive nor overnight). I can't stay up late or get up early. I get run down very easily and sick just as easily. I spend between eight and nine months each year hiding out from sick people (and am still sick for the duration). I socialize online, almost exclusively during my hide-out months. During the summer, when I am at my least afflicted, I walk three miles each day either avec ou sans poodle; fail at playing disc golf; go geocaching; et alia. Basically, I spend as much time outdoors (yet away from people) as is humanly possible within my restrictions.

I am buckets of fun, if your version of fun matches with my version of fun. Don't think you can change me. My broken DNA wins. Every. Single. Time.

I am: INTJ/ISTJ, misanthropic, and silly.

Ok. So I had a math test right here in hopes of weeding out the idiots. (Yes, there are plenty of vaguely-verbal troglodytic simpletons on this site. If you couldn't understand the previous sentence without using a dictionary, chances are you are not what I am looking for in a friend or a romantic interest.)

I am snarky.

If you wish to proposition me for coitus, be prepared for one of the two following outcomes: being ignored/flagged and/or a stern lecture on morals.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make art, all kinds. If you want to get an idea for what I create, please check out my Etsy shoppe (amethystarlight.etsy.com).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
(1) being a loyal friend;
(2) listening;
(3) being sick (all the time);
(4) kicking proverbial ass at Boggle;
(5) knowing lots of random crap;
(6) lists!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am super-animated, but only when I am either socially uncomfortable or around people I have known for years. I may have been a physical comedienne in my last life.

I am a top-notch klutz. I walked straight into a door jamb the other day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV Shows: Charmed, L Word, Boston ILLEGAL, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, LOST, The Tudors, Rome, Battlestar Galactica, House, MD, Robin Hood (BBC), Lipstick Jungle, Private Practice, Burn Notice, Switched at Birth, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, True Blood, Weeds, Falling Skies, Terra Nova, Vampire Diaries, Project Runway, Project Accessory, GLEE, The GLEE Project, Downton Abbey, Once Upon A Time, Desperate Housewives.

Music: Country, Alternative, Pop

Literature: David Foster Wallace, Jonathon Kirsch, Shelby Belfast Jones

Autobiography: Queen Noor, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Mark "Fightshark" Miller

Books: ALL BOOKS!! I am an utter bibliophile. I prefer non-fiction, edu-ma-cational literature... but I do throw a good fiction into the mix occasionally. I am reading four different books concurrently: one self-help, one craft book, one fiction, and one non-fiction. Yes, this is normal.

Websites:
http://www.press-citizen.com/
http://www.pandora.com/
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my poodle, Lexi; my art; my iPhone/iPad; my flipflops; my harmless addiction du jour; and a fluffy fleece blanket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cows. (Not kidding.) I moo randomly.

I frequently wonder why more people aren't realists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
winter: chilling in my lazy chair listening to any number of television shows while I work on my art.

summer: going places, doing things -- preferably with other people!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a rare immunodeficiency caused by a rare mitochondria-based metabolic disease. I stick to a strict schedule for sleeping, eating, learning/creating, and exercise. Those take precedent over everything else.

Let the pirating commence! Arr!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind befriending someone who isn't always around, but will always be there when it counts and give you a smartass comment to make you laugh!

Oh, and you can't have children or be around children regularly. Infectious agents and all.