Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sooooo... This is me doing my best to be serious and awkwardly
describe some things about me:
Moved to San Francisco from NYC after living there for 8
I try to find humor in pretty much everything in life - including
things that might not be "right" to laugh at. I have a knack for
siding with and rooting for the underdog. And although at times I
may get discouraged - I usually go back to having faith in
humanity. I am fascinated by the way people work and our society
On another note I like to make fun of my friends as much as
possible and they do the same to me. I can dish it out AND take it.
I adore sarcasm and think a world without it wouldn't be worth
I try to find things that interest me - new music, old music,
crosswords, NPR, friends, drinking with friends and obviously
writing self summaries for online dating sites.
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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering random facts, figuring out who you look like, trying to
do crossword puzzles, hearing people out and playing with dogs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
goonight moon, the good earth, catcher in the rye, still life with
woodpecker, good will hunting, the truman show, contact,
adaptation, amelie, the big lebowski, Seinfeld, arrested
development, law and order svu, the chappelle show, quantum leap,
227, bon iver, indigo girls, radiohead, csny, biggie, snoop, otis
redding, nina simone (this list is unending. Finding new music is
like a lite hobby) publix fried chicken and kings Hawaiian bread
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not in order of importance:
1 - chapstick
2 - my iphone
3 - music
4 - the beach
5 - cute dogs
6 - friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to make myself laugh
What kind of dog I'm going to get when I get one.
If I realllllly have to go into work today.
What's that guy thinkng?
Will I ever find someone to do the Sunday crossword with me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laying low after a long week. Friday night is for amateurs man. In
reality I'm kind of a homebody
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may or may not have an old school game boy in my nightstand with
Tetris in it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you like my smile
- you think Amy Schumer is funny
- you like Broad City
- you know how to communicate
- you're emotionally available
- you're looking for the real deal
- you'd be willing to help me fix my drawer and/or change the
lightbulb in my ceiling fan
- you're not a douche (you know who you are) and I've had this
argument 1,000 times. deep down I think the douches know they're
douches. just sayin.
On a semi serious note, I am looking for someone to connect with on
more than a surface level. Just puttin it out there.
Who are you looking for?
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