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34 San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:34pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sooooo... This is me doing my best to be serious and awkwardly describe some things about me:

Moved to San Francisco from NYC almost 2 years ago, after living there for 8 years.

I try to find humor in pretty much everything in life - including things that might not be "right" to laugh at. I have a knack for siding with and rooting for the underdog. And although at times I may get discouraged - I usually go back to having faith in humanity. I am fascinated by the way people work and our society exists.

On another note I like to make fun of my friends as much as possible and they do the same to me. I can dish it out AND take it. I adore sarcasm and think a world without it wouldn't be worth living in.

I try to find things that interest me - new music, old music, crosswords, NPR, friends, drinking with friends and obviously writing self summaries for online dating sites.

Piqued your interest? Feel free to inquire within.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering random facts, figuring out who you look like, trying to do crossword puzzles, hearing people out and playing with dogs
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
goonight moon, the good earth, catcher in the rye, still life with woodpecker, good will hunting, the truman show, contact, adaptation, amelie, the big lebowski, Seinfeld, arrested development, law and order svu, the chappelle show, quantum leap, 227, bon iver, indigo girls, radiohead, csny, biggie, snoop, otis redding, nina simone (this list is unending. Finding new music is like a lite hobby) publix fried chicken and kings Hawaiian bread
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not in order of importance:

1 - chapstick
2 - my iphone
3 - music
4 - the beach
5 - cute dogs
6 - friends and family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to make myself laugh

What kind of dog I'm going to get when I get one.

If I realllllly have to go into work today.

What's that guy thinkng?

Will I ever find someone to do the Sunday crossword with me?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Laying low after a long week. Friday night is for amateurs man. In reality I'm kind of a homebody
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may or may not have an old school game boy in my nightstand with Tetris in it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you like my smile
- you think Amy Schumer is funny
- you like Broad City
- you know how to communicate
- you're emotionally available
- you're looking for the real deal
- you'd be willing to help me fix my drawer and/or change the lightbulb in my ceiling fan
- you're not a douche (you know who you are) and I've had this argument 1,000 times. deep down I think the douches know they're douches. just sayin.

On a semi serious note, I am looking for someone to connect with on more than a surface level. Just puttin it out there.