I am destroyer of worlds, a cancer, and trippster.
My Self-Summary
I like
experimental music ,
writing ,
handprinting
, and
shoes
I'm kind of picky about everything. I know what I want, and I don't
usually settle for anything else. I'm also really stealth. Stealth
meaning, I'm pretty much a ninja. I sneak around everywhere and
utterly satisfied when I am not noticed or spotted by anyone. I
mean I'm not a creeper, but I just like being inconspicuous...meh
no way getting around sounding like a creeper I guess. Oh
well.
Well here goes the life story.
It all began on a dark stormy night in the remoteness that is
hawaii. Two lovers, deeply in love, decided to form like voltron.
Thus, I began. 9 months after conception, I took the secret stairs
out of Mordor to enter the world of men. They looked at me as a God
and wrapped me up in swaddling clothes. By the age of 9, I was
fluent in French (this is a lie), well at least I could ask to use
the pee pee in French. Still my crowing foreign language
achievement. By 13, I really started to like music. I went through
my "punk phase" with my spiky hair and crazy attire. Punk gave way
to emo/scene at 14. I was a fan of the spiked hair in the back and
angle bangs. Please note I was doing this before it really caught
on. Not that it really matters. By 15, I had a WTF moment. In this
moment I realized what I had been doing for two years and quit
being lame. 15 and 16 I was just a normal dude on the street. Then
I had a life changing experience at 17. I ventured into the
wilderness and came back a man. I also returned with a bear
skin...well not really. I was just introduced to Neil Diamond. And
so now, at the ripe age of 18, I am flourishing in pretentious
indie electro pop, learning how to hand print posters, and kickin
some ass.
What I’m doing with my life
chillin at college holmes. Go VOLS!!!! BIG ORANGE COUNTRY!!! I
never get to yell this in real life. Dont judge me.
I’m really good at
nothing. haha. just kiddin. but no seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
my style and my hats.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Anything Vonnegut, Flowers for Algernon,
SexDrugsandCocoaPuffs, Salinger too.
Movies: Tarintino and Fist Full of Dollars Triology
Music (Stuff that i CURRENTLY am into): Of Montreal, M83, Daft
Punk, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Talk to Animals, Destroy It, MGMT,
and Tobacco.
Food: everything...
The six things I could never do without
My Ipod, My boots, My Familia, My toy Alligator, My guitar, and My
car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and everything. I especially like the mind-fuck questions
that make your brain hurt.
On a typical Friday night I am
wasted. i think gucci mane said it best "Rock star lifestyle might
don't make it Living life high everyday click wasted Sipping on
purple stuff rolling up stanky Wake up in the morning 10 clock
dranking"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I steal apples from orchards.
You should message me if
If you just wanna sport fuck.