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samtastic_taco

18 / M / straight / Single

Knoxville, Tennessee

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Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
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Kids
Pets
Languages
English

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I am destroyer of worlds, a cancer, and trippster.

My Self-Summary

I like experimental music , writing , handprinting , and shoes

I'm kind of picky about everything. I know what I want, and I don't usually settle for anything else. I'm also really stealth. Stealth meaning, I'm pretty much a ninja. I sneak around everywhere and utterly satisfied when I am not noticed or spotted by anyone. I mean I'm not a creeper, but I just like being inconspicuous...meh no way getting around sounding like a creeper I guess. Oh well.

Well here goes the life story.
It all began on a dark stormy night in the remoteness that is hawaii. Two lovers, deeply in love, decided to form like voltron. Thus, I began. 9 months after conception, I took the secret stairs out of Mordor to enter the world of men. They looked at me as a God and wrapped me up in swaddling clothes. By the age of 9, I was fluent in French (this is a lie), well at least I could ask to use the pee pee in French. Still my crowing foreign language achievement. By 13, I really started to like music. I went through my "punk phase" with my spiky hair and crazy attire. Punk gave way to emo/scene at 14. I was a fan of the spiked hair in the back and angle bangs. Please note I was doing this before it really caught on. Not that it really matters. By 15, I had a WTF moment. In this moment I realized what I had been doing for two years and quit being lame. 15 and 16 I was just a normal dude on the street. Then I had a life changing experience at 17. I ventured into the wilderness and came back a man. I also returned with a bear skin...well not really. I was just introduced to Neil Diamond. And so now, at the ripe age of 18, I am flourishing in pretentious indie electro pop, learning how to hand print posters, and kickin some ass.

What I’m doing with my life

chillin at college holmes. Go VOLS!!!! BIG ORANGE COUNTRY!!! I never get to yell this in real life. Dont judge me.

I’m really good at

nothing. haha. just kiddin. but no seriously.

The first things people usually notice about me

my style and my hats.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Anything Vonnegut, Flowers for Algernon, SexDrugsandCocoaPuffs, Salinger too.

Movies: Tarintino and Fist Full of Dollars Triology

Music (Stuff that i CURRENTLY am into): Of Montreal, M83, Daft Punk, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Talk to Animals, Destroy It, MGMT, and Tobacco.

Food: everything...

The six things I could never do without

My Ipod, My boots, My Familia, My toy Alligator, My guitar, and My car.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Anything and everything. I especially like the mind-fuck questions that make your brain hurt.

On a typical Friday night I am

wasted. i think gucci mane said it best "Rock star lifestyle might don't make it Living life high everyday click wasted Sipping on purple stuff rolling up stanky Wake up in the morning 10 clock dranking"

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I steal apples from orchards.

You should message me if

If you just wanna sport fuck.