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samthebox

27 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm tired of interesting people. I've been most places. Is this a real thing?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What kind of jokes about my career aspirations am I supposed to make here?

I work in the political / non-profit world for liberal and/or humanitarian orgs. I do internet things that are hard to explain and even harder to shape into compelling stories to share over coffee or beer or okcupid messages.

I also am doing plenty of thinking, a little bit of writing, and lots and lots of hanging out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm great at anecdotes and assembling furniture. Also crosswords. Oh, and breakfast. And nights.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Most likely my bulging biceps.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Urrgrehuerueghheusueuguhuerurueughererreererghh, I hate picking favorites.

Books: Beckett, Didion, Coetzee, other junk

Movies: Anything in a movie theater is better than anything not in a movie theater (almost).

Music: John Prine, Modern Lovers, Dan Reeder

Food: Most if not all of it. Especially rooftop bbqs.

Why is there no magazine section here?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Blogs, Other people, Indoor plumbing, Data analysis, Grocery Stores, Socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You, wink. Oh and also the filibuster. And how many coffee makers I have. Five? Six? Four? I can't just know!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh you know, downing bourbon and erratically yelling. Maybe looking at theater. Or bars. Or netflix. Though I think I should start playing more Catchphrase.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once ranked as the 37th best Tetris player in New York...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're charming, wise, or drunk. Or you're sleepy. Or RICH. Or you like to urban hike.

Try it, you'll like it.