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samuelhansen

29 M Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Mar 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have at various times in my life sold over 75 yellow watermelon in a single day, been the world's most prolific mathematical podcaster, suffered an emergency room visit because of a wheel of fortune, had a mohawk, dualhawk, and trihawk, and visited a country because I judged it to have the best ham.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend my days working for that one company in that town a few miles south of Madison that employs all those young over-educated people to make things out of 0s and 1s.

I spend the rest of my time biking, playing soccer, cooking, watching live comedy, trying to write sketches, and ever searching for that one perfect tree in which to read a book.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mathematical mutation, discursive discussion, gastronomical gratification, coffee consternation, sartorially scintillation, and excessive alliteration.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The bow ties, the height, and the cup of decaf coffee.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books(By Author): William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Warren Ellis, Douglas Coupland, Brian Wood, Brian K. Vaughn, Douglas Adams, David Sedaris, Samuel R Delaney, Cory Doctorow, P G Wodehouse, Charles Sross, Laurie Penny, Mr. John Hodgman, Philip K Dick, Ursula K LeGuin, Octavia Butler, Craig Thompson, Robert Heinlein, and many more.

Music(By Artist): The Clash, Rancid, Bishop Allen, Black Star, Janelle Monae, Jude, Robert Johnson, John Lee Hooker, Titus Andronicus, Bach, Chopin, The Coup, Los Campesinos!, The Smiths, Tallest Man on Earth, Mountain Goats, Nina Simone, Andrew Bird, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Mos Def, Wu-Tang Clan, Terror, Tune-Yards, Refused

Podcasts(This is really the majority of my audio listening): You Look Nice Today, Bullseye, Radiolab, The Bugle, Am I Right??, Decode DC, There You Are, Welcome to Night Vale, Slate Political Gabfest, Stop Podcasting Yourself, Super Ego, This American Life, Memory Palace, 99% Invisible, Wiretap, Stagedive!, On the Media, Snap Judgement

Comedians: Cameron Esposito, Kurt Braunholer, Graham Clark, The State, Rory Scovel, Rhea Butcher, Asssscat, Dave Shumka, Paul F. Tompkins, Maria Bamford, Eugene Mirman, Kasper Hauser, DC Pierson, and Scott Simpson

I love to prepare ridiculously elaborate ten course at home meals and eat street food equally. Some of my favorite palette pleasers are: Paella, Tapas, Spanish Ham, Kibbi, Kebabs, Tacos Al Pastor, San Francisco Burritos, Sashimi, Red Vines
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Conversations
2. People to Have Those Conversations With
3. Bicycles
4. Comedy
5. Mathematics
6. Stories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How can I make other people like math like I do?

How I can create a Yellow Watermelon plant that will still produce during the winter?

Where is the best place for a decaf espresso?

Can I actually write a sketch that has a proper ending?

Is there a way that I can live my life so that it will be a story that I can be proud to tell?

Also, what is that noise that my bike is making?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking up a storm or out watching some comedy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From time to time I still enjoy the company of my childhood security toy, a rubber stress reliever that I call an Ogie, but is better known by its current commercial name Martian Popping Thing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You should message me if you want to go out and watch some live comedy shows, if you have a hankering for cocktails with ingredient lists longer than most recipes, if you understand why Leibniz is great and Newton bites the big one, if you care to know what the null set of the integer magic spectrum of planar graphs are, or if you haven't tuned out yet.