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samuelhansen

27 / M / Straight / Single

Madison, Wisconsin

His Details

Last Online
Today – 5:57pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I, at various points in my life, have been a produce tent salesman, a teacher, a mathematician, a music, movie, and video game retail worker, and audio producer. I still am a few of those things, but I am never sure exactly which.

I am moving to Madison at the beginning of May! Look forward to it.
What I’m doing with my life
I am about to move to Madison to work at that one company that hires people with technical degrees, but no real experience or plans.
I’m really good at
Prolific podcasting, mathematical mutation, discursive discussion, gastronomical gratification, and excessive alliteration.
The first things people usually notice about me
The seemingly archaic bow tie, but really we all know bow ties are cool right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books(By Author): William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, Douglas Coupland, Douglas Adams, David Sedaris, Samuel R Delaney, Cory Doctorow, P G Wodehouse, Charles Sross, Laurie Penny, Mr. John Hodgman, Philip K Dick, Ursula K LeGuin, Octavia Butler, Craig Thompson, Brian Wood, Warren Ellis, Robert Heinlein, and many more.

Music(By Artist): The Clash, Rancid, Bishop Allen, Black Star, Janelle Monae, Jude, Robert Johnson, John Lee Hooker, Titus Andronicus, Bach, Chopin, The Coup, Los Campesinos!, The Smiths, Tallest Man on Earth, Mountain Goats, Nina Simone, Andrew Bird, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Mos Def, Wu-Tang Clan, Terror, Tune-Yards, Refused

Podcasts(This is really the majority of my audio listening): You Look Nice Today, Bullseye, Radiolab, The Bugle, Am I Right??, Decode DC, There You Are, Slate Political Gabfest, Stop Podcasting Yourself, Super Ego, This American Life, Memory Palace, 99% Invisible, Wiretap, Stagedive!, On the Media, Studio 360, Snap Judgement

Food: Paella, Tapas, Spanish Ham, Kibbi, Kebabs, Tacos Al Pastor, San Francisco Burritos, Sashimi, Red Vines
The six things I could never do without
1. Conversations
2. People to Have Those Conversations With
3. Podcasts
4. Spanish Food
5. Mathematics
6. Stories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the best way to increase the popularity of mathematics and science amongst the general public?

How I can create a Yellow Watermelon plant that will still produce during the winter?

How can a humanity, storytelling, and the purest of the pure sciences, mathematics, be brought together so that everyone can glory in the beauty of the two combined?

Is there a way that I can tell the story of my life so that everyone I know will want to be a part of the Dramatis Personae?

Also, why is it that a well pulled decaf espresso really seems to make the whole world right?
On a typical Friday night I am
I am very likely to be at home sleeping, or planning where I will take my next trip(a situation that would facilitate me going out on a Friday night)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
From time to time I still enjoy the company of my childhood security toy, a rubber stress reliever that I call an Ogie, but is better known by its current commercial name Martian Popping Thing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You should message me if you are at all intrigued by what you read here, if you are interested in science, if you love long conversations, if you quote Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in everyday life, if want to drink home roasted decaffeinated coffee while talking until the wee a.m. hours, if you want homemade sous vide steak, if you need to have some paella in your life, if you understand why Leibniz is great and Newton bites the big one, if you care to know what the null set of the integer magic spectrum of planar graphs are, or if you just simply want to message me.