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samurailincoln1

33 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I've been told that I'm charismatic, but I personally think that I'm just good at convincing people to do what they want to do when they just don't know they want to do it yet.
I run a website that has me doing all sorts of superfun, geeky stuff all the time including lots of parties with free booze and talking with lots of interesting people. I still trip off the fact that I get paid to go to comic con every year. But yes, this also means that I'm a total nerd. If you can't handle the fact that I want to live in the world of Futurama when I grow up, then we probably won't get along.
I do balance out the nerdness with a healthy dose of rockstardom though. I play various instruments in several bands in my free time ranging from Americananananana to Geek Rock and back. Love going to live shows even when I'm not playing at them.
If you want to know more, you can send away for a free pamphlet from Pueblo, Colorado or, you know, just e-mail me or something...
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it as much as possible for as long as I can and working in my secret lab on ways I can take over the world.
I’m really good at
Inane chatter, making music, Ms.Pac-Man, ordering food instead of cooking because I am NOT good at cooking, beatboxing, card games that aren't poker, imitating people's accents, using my hands, abstract thought, ranting, rambling.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually some aspect of my facial features. The giant red beard or the dimples are very popular choices.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Slaughter House Five, Geek Love, Hitchhiker's Guide Series, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Comics, Y:The Last Man, The Boys,

Movies: The Forbidden Zone, Ghostbusters, Stop Making Sense, Pulp Fiction,

Music: Talking Heads, Daft Punk, Violent Femmes, Soul Coughing, The Clash, The Kinks, The Dead Milkmen, Parliament Funkadelic, Extra Action Marching Band

Food: I'm not a big potato fan, nor am I big on eggplant, beyond that I'll pretty much try anything. Oh, and I once tried jellyfish and immediately regretted my decision.
The six things I could never do without
Robots
Whiskey
Reading Material
My collection of exotic toy instruments
Sushi
Arbitrary Lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff...I'm deep like that.
On a typical Friday night I am
...probably going to bed around 4 or 5am after doing god knows what with all my friends or watching a movie on Netflix instant queue.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never done this internet dating thing before and I'm afraid that anyone I meet off of here is going to be some sort of psycho hose beast. Please don't be one of those.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You get really excited about what you're into and what you're doing. You should probably have a thing for burly guys with mohawks and tattoos as well.