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samwhocooks

28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Danish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Thank you for clicking on my face, welcome to my personal area.

From the city, left the city, and now back in the city.
Pensive, smart, sarcastic and direct. *See that, no oxford comma, on purpose.

Science fiction enthusiast, puppy enthusiast, rationalism enthusiast.

Fan of all things in moderation, including moderation.

ENFP - and so were these people, if that means anything to you:
Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Twain, Aldous Huxley, Ralph Nader, Robin Williams, Jacques Derrida, Jerry Seinfeld
Che Guevara, Fidel Castro, Gaddafi, Chavez ....

... once upon a time, I was a die-hard leftist. (maybe that should go down in the "public secrets" section) The same day I realized I could wax rhapsodically on the "tragedy of the commons", I realized that the end game of an oligarch-american was way better than that of a member of "the resistance".
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an architect and engineer doing some extremely cool and nerdy things for one of the worlds largest construction companies. I've been told that I should also say that I'm working on my own startup and teach at Columbia on odd semesters, nbd.

I am driven to lead a team of people working on fascinating projects around the world.
I’m really good at
My shit is together.
Though I do sometimes leave my socks on the floor.
The first things people usually notice about me
“Dazzling! A must-see!” – Roger Ebert

I am a male caucasian of above average height with bicycle legs, a bicycle butt, and a pair of glasses.

Statistically, I'm rare, but amongst my peer group, I'm common-place.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've got the body of Don Draper, the mind of Jack Donaghy, and I live the lifestyle of Liz Lemon.

I enjoy movies, film and cinema

Have you enjoyed "Vampires of the City" yet?
The six things I could never do without
My kitchen.
Things on 2 wheels that go fast. (please bicycle and enjoy motorcycles)
A Passion for what I do.
Great Friends
Good Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Exactly how much money would I need to earn to have a vacation home (shipping container set up for off-the-grid living) in every biome.
And a helicopter to get to the vacation home.

And whether or not I've paid too much for vegetables at the supermarket. Does anybody know if Bloomberg's fruit and vegetable sidewalk vendors are actually a deal? Or are you just buying produce from a man with substantial BO, and pretending you're part of a community?
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly, I'm either working too late, or hanging out with the people that I care about.

**update: These people that I care about tend to be pretty rock and roll, there's a party nearly every weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really love Brussel sprouts.

As a far younger man, I had a man-crush on Jackie Chan. I just wanted to hang out with him and play some video games. It never came true, but I hear he's a decent human being.

Also, if Burt Rutan's dream comes true, and we can move to Mars, would you come with me, or would I have to leave you here on the "cool green hills of Earth"?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
You don't mind a glutard, and you have a thing for smart guys who make you laugh.

You have a deep and salacious laugh.
I appreciate the finer points of bad behavior.