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samm0wamm0

29 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Danish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thank you for clicking on my face, welcome to my personal area!

I'm observant, thoughtful, ambitious, caring, and politically incorrect. I get along best with people who are unusual. I'm a schemer and a dreamer and hope to take over the world one day. I strive for asceticism from possessions, yet own more suits than most.

In the non-frozen-solid months, you'll find me riding my bike like a madman and going on rides in the country on my motorcycle. I'm trying to figure out how to mount the bike on the motorbike ... if you've got ideas, I'm all ears.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Architect / Engineer / Real Estate Developer

I'm one of the principals in a real estate development start-up in Brooklyn. The non-evil kind of developer - though I'm still a bit conflicted about it.

I have the mind of Jack Donaghy and live the lifestyle of Liz Lemon. In this industrious world, meet the illustrious.

I'm travelling more, anybody want to take a 10 day motorcycle trip around Albania and Macedonia and Greece?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My shit is together ... though I do sometimes leave my socks on the floor and still have trouble with health insurance forms, so let me know if you're any good at that.

I love to cook, like, for a dozen people. I strive to have at least one big meal every quarter. I'm good at the meal, but looking for somebody who can turn it into an event.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am a male caucasian of above average height with bicycle legs, a bicycle butt, beard, and a pair of glasses. Demographically rare, but quite common in my peer group.

“Dazzling! A must-see!” – Roger Ebert
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies:
Royal Tannenbaums, Syriana, Blade Runner, Apocalypse Now, Interstellar (duh), Happy People. I don't know .. Star Wars and anything else that involves a outer space ...

Books:
... Non-Fiction, Science Fiction, Biographies, text books, *cough*. I used to read a lot of books, like a lot. I still want to, any good recommendations? I'm going to put Invisible Cities here, oh! and also The Power Broker.

Music:
Pretty much all kinds of music, Bach, Rattat, "Indie of all kinds", and find Sigur Ros to be particularly enchanting for late night subway rides. Led Zeppelin, The Doors, The Clash, The White Stripes ... etc. NPR? Can that go here?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A dope pen.
Access to dogs.
People who get my jokes.
TOEFL friends.
Raisins, Oatmeal, and Bananas - erry day.
Stochasticity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I really hope this works better than my pen-pal-to-a-woman's-prison plan ...

"Everybody is quick to notice your strengths do not include patience, but your life will probably merit a biographer." - Jack Lazer, roommate extraordinaire
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working ... working working ... and then cooking myself dinner and unwinding. Good things happen on Saturdays, and Saturday nights.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're smart as a whip.
You've got a salacious laugh.
You've got your shit together.
You believe that "Graceland" is the greatest album ever made.
Must love dogs.