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samwhocooks

28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Danish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thank you for clicking on my face, welcome to my personal area.

From the city, left the city, and now back in the city.
Pensive, smart, sarcastic and direct. *See that, no oxford comma, on purpose.

Science fiction enthusiast, dog enthusiast, rationalism enthusiast.

Fan of all things in moderation, including moderation.

ENFP - and so were these people, if that means anything to you:
Hunter S. Thompson, Mark Twain, Aldous Huxley, Ralph Nader, Robin Williams, Jacques Derrida, Jerry Seinfeld
Che Guevara, Fidel Castro, Gaddafi, Chavez ....

... once upon a time, I was a die-hard leftist. (maybe that should go down in the "public secrets" section) The same day I realized I could wax rhapsodically on the "tragedy of the commons", I realized that the end game of an oligarch-american was way better than that of a member of "the resistance".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an architect and engineer doing some extremely cool and nerdy things for one of the worlds largest construction companies. I've been told that I should also say that I'm working on my own startup and teach at Columbia on odd semesters, nbd.

I am driven to lead a team of people working on fascinating projects around the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My shit is together.
Though I do sometimes leave my socks on the floor.
The best antidote to ideology is detail, so I go for that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
“Dazzling! A must-see!” – Roger Ebert

I am a male caucasian of above average height with bicycle legs, a bicycle butt, and a pair of glasses.

Statistically, I'm rare, but amongst my peer group, I'm common-place.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've got the body of Don Draper, the mind of Jack Donaghy, and I live the lifestyle of Liz Lemon.

I enjoy movies, film and cinema

Have you enjoyed "Vampires of the City" yet?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kitchen.
Things on 2 wheels that go fast. (please bicycle and enjoy motorcycles)
A Passion for what I do.
Great Friends
Good Books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A helicopter to get to the vacation home.

And whether or not I've paid too much for vegetables at the supermarket. Does anybody know if Bloomberg's fruit and vegetable sidewalk vendors are actually a deal? Or are you just buying produce from a man with substantial BO, and pretending you're part of a community?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly, I'm either working too late, or hanging out with the people that I care about.

**update: These people that I care about tend to be pretty rock and roll, there's a party nearly every weekend.

*** The real reason we connect is because we're all lucky sellouts, not Chosen Ones.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I really love Brussel sprouts.

As a far younger man, I had a man-crush on Jackie Chan. I just wanted to hang out with him and play some video games. It never came true, but I hear he's a decent human being.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind a glutard.
You have a thing for smart guys who make you chuckle.
You have a deep and salacious laugh.
You appreciate the finer points of bad behavior.