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47 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:48am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My feet get cold in the winter time. The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine. Just sayin'. Renaissance guy who tends to stay up too late. If I had any midnight oil, I'm sure I'd be burning it. Easy-going, hard-working. Good company. Drawn to nature (biology grad degree), good conversation, humor, wide variety of music, movies that don't insult my intelligence, dessert, games, and side projects that seem to never come to fruition but then sometimes do. I can and might two-step a little.

Beard update: varies
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on independent interactive education projects. Hanging out with family or friends, or home with parrot and all the stuff I need to work on. Taking notes. After living most of my adult life in Austin and in an unexpected career, I'm finally in a position to try some things that have interested me for a long time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analogizing. Googling. Editing. Making up stories as I go along. Catching objects I drop before they hit the ground. Making up tunes to whistle. Handling parrots--at least one of them. Asking questions. Speculating. Building sandcastles--at least I like them. Getting along with people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Brown spot in blue eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: A Confederacy of Dunces, Neuromancer, Godel-Escher-Bach, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Bastiat, The Future and Its Enemies, Understanding Comics. Favorite page of the Chron: News of the Weird.

movies: Rear Window, The Last Seduction, The Iron Giant, Alien/s, The Matrix, The Graduate, Bladerunner, Fargo, Burn After Reading, Amadeus, Toy Story, Zombieland. And Alamo Drafthouse generally.

music: El Ten Eleven, The Strokes, Foo Fighters, The Beatles, Sigur Ros, Air, Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins, Pinback, Elliott Smith, Flaming Lips, The Lemonheads, Queen, Van Halen, Mozart, Bartok, Judas Priest, The Cars, awesome cheesy 70's love songs

food: interesting and savory vegetarian stuff, Southern cooking, dessert, chili, pumpkin...But, and this is kind of a disability: no onions. We're opposed to each other.

TV: Parks & Rec, news, The Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad. Yes, I enjoy live theater, but also "plays" performed far away and carried over invisible rays to screens in houses, sometimes months later.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hilarious stuff, dessert, white noise (crickets ok too), music, scheming, bbq sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things I'm neglecting, jumping spiders, things fictional characters said, economics, persuasion, why there are so many spices and subatomic particles, comedy, why there are so many leaves in my yard when I have no trees
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a beer(s) with a friend(s) or home staying up late doing whatever I feel like then possibly falling asleep on the couch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once charmed a Costa Rican washwoman without realizing it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. have an adventurous mind; want to laugh while hunting truth and challenging the structure of society and furniture arrangement; you don't mind if I don't like onions.