I'm a nerdy guy who loves older music and doesn't care for the bar scene. I don't like sports, watching or playing. I never have and it's quite likely I never will enjoy watching grown men get paid ridiculously large sums of money for playing children's games. I love science fiction and fantasy. I prefer cats to dogs, but pooches are alright too.. I'd usually rather stay in than go out. I like to cook, read and make costumes.
Actually, this would probably be easier: https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/5192866
Movies: The Star Wars Trilogy (the Holy Trilogy), Chasing Amy, Clerks, Buckaroo Banzai, Big Trouble in Little China, They Live, The Ring, Serenity, Office Space, Fight Club, Dune, the first Matrix movie, Kevin Smith movies, Quentin Tarrantino movies...
TV shows: I watch a lot of geeky TV. The Venture Bros, Agents of SHIELD, Once Upon a Time, The Walking Dead, Metalocalypse, Supernatural, Arrow, Revolution, Grimm, Misfits. And I'm not ashamed to admit that I enjoy some cartoons like Bob's Burgers, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Ultimate Spider-Man
Music: Older rock, some newer stuff, musicals
Food: Chinese, Mexican, Italian, American, Food trucks are awesome...
my car (I live in Texas, it's a requirement)
And I love lots of musicals.
And I'm a nerd who doesn't play video games.
On your list of things you could not live without you don't mention God.
You have huge... tracts of land.
At any point in reading my profile you said "hey, I should message him!"
You're not a conservative/right wing type.