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36 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:16am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My grandmother gave me the handle I use on this website. She used to tell me I had sand in my shoes because I would never stay in one place very long.... she also called me a fart in a whirlwind, but I don't think that phrasing would attract many women to my dating profile.

I'm a bit less of an itinerant vagabond these days, but still need to sate the wanderlust from time to time.
What I’m doing with my life
A reformed do-gooder working in real estate. I found out I'm just not the type for an office job in a bureaucracy. Now I'm working on a master plan to run Bushwick.
I’m really good at
Saving your profile to favorites and never writing you.

Whatever I put my mind to.
The first things people usually notice about me
People at work call me silver fox. I've got the salt n' pepper going on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Getting ready to read some Murakami.
Recently read Shanataram, then some Tom Robbins and Jack Kerouac. All good, except sometimes Kerouac is surprisingly dated.

Bon Iver, Washed Out, Real Estate, Animal Collective, Bonnie Prince Billy, Metronomy, Bill Callahan, Tom Waits, Hank Williams, George Jones (RIP), Quasimoto, MF Doom, Andrew Bird, Peaking Lights, Rhye, James Blake, Foxygen, Parquet Courts. It's all over the place I know...

Errol Morris documentaries, Coen brothers, and I will still admit I like Wes Anderson. Oh, and that Planet Earth series was freaking amazing.

Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Daily Show, 30 Rock, Louie, Battlestar Galactica.
The six things I could never do without
Motorcycle trips upstate
Roberta's cornmeal pancakes
A frosty beverage after work
Increased heart rate
Only five things it seems.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Let's be real, besides food, sex and money? Cats of course.

The cats thing is a joke. One wouldn't think that would have to be explained....
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately working, but sometimes going out to dinner with friends. Sometimes working on a project. This past winter I was building a dining room table on Friday nights.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not ashamed to be on this site.
I prefer brunettes
You've been camping or would want to try.
You realize there is a entire world beyond Manhattan, and it's worth visiting!
You're educated, cultured, stylish and insatiable.