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32 Portland, ME Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 18, 2014
Pacific Islander, White
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Special Diet
Other and laughing about it
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hey lady GaGa is teaming up with the GooGoo dolls to do a duet. Its gonna be called, Goo Goo Ga Ga.

hong kong phooey on the whole kitten caboodle. i get in touch with my feminine side once a week (it's called masturbation, duh.) and update: i hear the burger king and the dairy queen finally got married! Congratufuckinglations!

i'm the type of girl that gets a kick out of making a speak and spell say swear words. i've been a vegetarian for almost 4 or 5 years now and i don't regret it. i had a macdonalds hamburger a few weeks ago but i just ended up sweating the nastiness out. don't knock the last fucking mermaid!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
becoming an outdoors enthusiast. all that east coast camping in the late 80's did me some good. i plan on getting a bmx though my mom just bought me a beach cruiser. she's pretty brutal anyhow! i live in "national town" for now, where i'm the only white kid, and i really like the Mission bay and Coronado areas. turn ons include a boy that still eat oreos once in a while. and maybe has some tomatoes and sour cream on his tacos.. i have an intense combination of ADD, OCD, OMG, and FOAD. it makes life interesting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blow jobs, yeah, I'm pretty good with a blow dryer. Saving patience online when this lousy pizza-shit texting keyboard mistypes every single wurd!! gawddamn it I want to break my phone apart! .. And i'm a good sport/scapegoat: Sports: Pocket pool, table tennis, tonsil hockey, tic tac toe, tiddly winks, texas hold em etc. Yeah i'm pretty hardcore.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I dunno and who gives a shit. Off the subject i havent been laid in two years time and my biological clock is starting to make me horny, i mean crazy! i'm like the kitty from the get-along-gang, i'm a cuddly ruffneck scout.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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candy, water (from the water store!) chocolate and oranges.
and soda!

robert anton and the tim leary wavy gravy gang.

fucking coal chambah, jo mama and the beatbreakers, inexsex, and 2 inch snails.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a Wet n Wild, a Slip n Slide, a hot and wet, an in-and-out, dumb and dumber, ed hardy and hardy har.
stuff. stuff looks like stfu but re-scrambled!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
awesome powers when applied correctly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
shit showering and shaving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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we'll discuss my privates on a later date.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're a handsome blue eyed beach boy that reminds me of friends or family. i never get a blue eyed guy! blue eyed guys like brown cause they like tacos. only brown eyed men message me for some reason.
you're a dumbass goof that likes the outdoors and cartoons.
you're a ryan whats-his-name football guy lookalike that wants to help me achieve multiple organisms. :0