Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hey lady GaGa is teaming up with the GooGoo dolls to do a duet. Its
gonna be called, Goo Goo Ga Ga.
hong kong phooey on the whole kitten caboodle. i get in touch with
my feminine side once a week (it's called masturbation, duh.) and
update: i hear the burger king and the dairy queen finally got
i'm the type of girl that gets a kick out of making a speak and
spell say swear words. i've been a vegetarian for almost 4 or 5
years now and i don't regret it. i had a macdonalds hamburger a few
weeks ago but i just ended up sweating the nastiness out. don't
knock the last fucking mermaid!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
becoming an outdoors enthusiast. all that east coast camping in the
late 80's did me some good. i plan on getting a bmx though my mom
just bought me a beach cruiser. she's pretty brutal anyhow! i live
in "national town" for now, where i'm the only white kid, and i
really like the Mission bay and Coronado areas. turn ons include a
boy that still eat oreos once in a while. and maybe has some
tomatoes and sour cream on his tacos.. i have an intense
combination of ADD, OCD, OMG, and FOAD. it makes life interesting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Blow jobs, yeah, I'm pretty good with a blow dryer. Saving patience
online when this lousy pizza-shit texting keyboard mistypes every
single wurd!! gawddamn it I want to break my phone apart! .. And
i'm a good sport/scapegoat: Sports: Pocket pool, table tennis,
tonsil hockey, tic tac toe, tiddly winks, texas hold em etc. Yeah
i'm pretty hardcore.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I dunno and who gives a shit. Off the subject i havent been laid in
two years time and my biological clock is starting to make me
horny, i mean crazy! i'm like the kitty from the get-along-gang,
i'm a cuddly ruffneck scout.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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candy, water (from the water store!) chocolate and oranges.
robert anton and the tim leary wavy gravy gang.
fucking coal chambah, jo mama and the beatbreakers, inexsex, and 2
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a Wet n Wild, a Slip n Slide, a hot and wet, an in-and-out, dumb
and dumber, ed hardy and hardy har.
stuff. stuff looks like stfu but re-scrambled!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
awesome powers when applied correctly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
shit showering and shaving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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we'll discuss my privates on a later date.
You should message me if
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you're a handsome blue eyed beach boy that reminds me of friends or
family. i never get a blue eyed guy! blue eyed guys like brown
cause they like tacos. only brown eyed men message me for some
you're a dumbass goof that likes the outdoors and cartoons.
you're a ryan whats-his-name football guy lookalike that wants to
help me achieve multiple organisms. :0
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