hey lady GaGa is teaming up with the GooGoo dolls to do a duet. Its
gonna be called, Goo Goo Ga Ga.
hong kong phooey on the whole kitten caboodle. i get in touch with
my feminine side once a week (it's called masturbation, duh.) and
update: i hear the burger king and the dairy queen finally got
i'm the type of girl that gets a kick out of making a speak and
spell say swear words. i've been a vegetarian for almost 4 or 5
years now and i don't regret it. i had a macdonalds hamburger a few
weeks ago but i just ended up sweating the nastiness out. don't
knock the last fucking mermaid!
What I’m doing with my life
becoming an outdoors enthusiast. all that east coast camping in the
late 80's did me some good. i plan on getting a bmx though my mom
just bought me a beach cruiser. she's pretty brutal anyhow! i live
in "national town" for now, where i'm the only white kid, and i
really like the Mission bay and Coronado areas. turn ons include a
boy that still eat oreos once in a while. and maybe has some
tomatoes and sour cream on his tacos.. i have an intense
combination of ADD, OCD, OMG, and FOAD. it makes life interesting.
I’m really good at
Blow jobs, yeah, I'm pretty good with a blow dryer. Saving patience
online when this lousy pizza-shit texting keyboard mistypes every
single wurd!! gawddamn it I want to break my phone apart! .. And
i'm a good sport/scapegoat: Sports: Pocket pool, table tennis,
tonsil hockey, tic tac toe, tiddly winks, texas hold em etc. Yeah
i'm pretty hardcore.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno and who gives a shit. Off the subject i havent been laid in
two years time and my biological clock is starting to make me
horny, i mean crazy! i'm like the kitty from the get-along-gang,
i'm a cuddly ruffneck scout.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
candy, water (from the water store!) chocolate and oranges.
robert anton and the tim leary wavy gravy gang.
fucking coal chambah, jo mama and the beatbreakers, inexsex, and 2
The six things I could never do without
a Wet n Wild, a Slip n Slide, a hot and wet, an in-and-out, dumb
and dumber, ed hardy and hardy har.
stuff. stuff looks like stfu but re-scrambled!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
awesome powers when applied correctly.
On a typical Friday night I am
shit showering and shaving.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
we'll discuss my privates on a later date.
You should message me if
you're a handsome blue eyed beach boy that reminds me of friends or
family. i never get a blue eyed guy! blue eyed guys like brown
cause they like tacos. only brown eyed men message me for some
you're a dumbass goof that likes the outdoors and cartoons.
you're a ryan whats-his-name football guy lookalike that wants to
help me achieve multiple organisms. :0