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sans_moustache

41 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
A reasonably-balanced meal of affection and reflection, all round passionate guy with a bit of a sarcastic streak (just enough - think "Dr Evil"), fact seeker and questioner of everything, a dose of computer geek with a helping of manly goodness, reality-checker and love revolution ambassador, singer, guitar-stringer and workout-practitioner, soon-to-be galactic traveler, and seeker of socks.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a web/UX Developer, a working musician and fitness enthusiast.
I’m really good at
1. (Apparently writing so impulsively that when I come back and re-read what I previously wrote, my reaction is "Who the ***is this guy?)
2. Listening
3. Deep breathing
4. Making people smile nervously
5. Turning my male bravado off when necessary
6. Hanging out and being goofy because honey badger
7. Putting my foot in my mouth (but in a good way - I hope)
8. Learning from my mistakes so I can make more complexed ones next time
9. Treating others the way I would wanna be treated (because lets face it, if the world was full of me I wouldn't have to bust my ass trying to sound all put together yet sooo original, brooding and non-stereo-typical (lawdy!!)
10. Eating all the things
11. Yelling at people through the TV whenever they say stuff I happen to disagree with then wondering if the neighbors heard the crazy guy upstairs
12. Touching my tongue to my nose and demanding you notice my insanely useless talent!!
The first things people usually notice about me
Hey you can touch your tongue to your nose! Bad ass man!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
I spend more time writing music and lyrics and have seriously fallen short on my reading. Here's whats currently sitting on my nightstand - The God Delusion, Girl with the dragon Tattoo, Everybody Poops...

MOVIES:
The Usual Suspects, Coneheads, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Hard Boiled, Fist of Legend (The Jet Li one), Shaolin Kids, The Legend of the Drunken Master, Shaolin Soccer, King of New York, Mad Max, The Road Warrior, 50 First Dates, Billy Madison, Old James Bond Movies, Conan the Barbarian (the one with Arnie), The Terminator, The Prophecy, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Run Lola Run, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Sex and Lucia, The Matrix, Avatar, The Fifth Element, Dumb and Dumber, The 40 year old Virgin, Date Night, As good as it gets, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Edward Scissorhands, Sleepy Hollow, Sweeney Todd, The Ninth Gate, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Die Hard, Scar Face, Strange Days, Shindlers List, Anything Harry Potter, Rising Sun, Ronin, Donnie Darko, Fire and Ice, The Thing, Hellraiser, Trading Places, Saving Private Ryan, The Bourne Trilogy, Heat, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Monty Python's The Holy Grail, A Clockwork Orange, Sean of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Space Balls, The Goonies, Big Trouble In Little China, Tron (the original), Tron Legacy, Gross Pointe Blank, Knocked up, Waking Life, Inception, Pans Labyrinth, Hell Boy, Iron Man, Star Wars (4,5, and 6), The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, King Kong, 12 Monkeys, Dawn of the Dead, Underworld, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Wrestler, Angel Heart, Idiocracy, The Royal Tenenbaums, Girl with the dragon Tattoo, and on and on.......

SHOWS:
Game of Thrones, Battlestar Galactica, Rome, East Bound and Down, Weeds, The Walking Dead, True Blood, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Ugly Americans, The Venture Brothers, Metalocalypse, Futurama, That Metal Show, Red Dwarf, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, Wonders of the Universe (Pretty much anything about the universe and I'm hooked.)

MUSIC:
I have a very wide musical palette. I can go from Dark Violent Riffs to Brazilian Jazz in the blink of an eye, but I'm a rock boy first:
Dio, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, Voi Vod, Iron Maiden, Rush, Yes, Older Metallica (After the black album they do not exist to me), Annihilator, Fates Warning, Queensryche, Arch Enemy, Nevermore, Dream Theater, Rage Against The Machine, Machinehead, Fear Factory, Protest The Hero, Opeth, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Karnivool, Bullet for my Valentine, Killswitch Engage, Chimaira, Avenged Sevenfold, Korn, Evans Blue, Bobaflex, Black Country Communion, Alterbridge, Sevendust, Disturbed, Nine Inch Nails, Porcupine Tree, Depechemode, BassNectar, Dieselboy, Pendulum, Underworld, Orbital, Ronald Jenkes, Paul VanDyke, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Kraftwerk, Infected Mushroom, Zero 7, Massive Attack, Om Lounge, Hooverphonic, Anything with a good dubstep beat that is musically interesting, Erykah Badu, Jill Scott, John Mayer (Continuum. Not sure about his other stuff after that), Tori Amos, Alanis Morrisette, Norah Jones, Bebel Gilberto, Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, Mos Def, Tribe Called Quest, Guru, Bach, etc. etc.
The six things I could never do without
A sense of humor.
The scent of a woman.
Mah geetar.
Fun and good conversation with good people.
Creativity.
Do I really have to say it?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Being good to people cause being an asshole is way too easy.
Being self aware and living in the now.
Writing new music (I'm constantly moving my head to some random beat playing in my melon.)
New workout routines.
Healthy eating.
Weird noises that make my dog turn her head to the side so I can go "Awwwwwww, ya cute little ****!"
The Florida Keys and what it would take to acquire property down there.
Snowboarding on fresh powdery snow "mmmmm".
Taking responsibility for my own crap and not blaming the world. Making a difference (no seriously, shits effed up in the world man).
Not taking my life and others for granted.
Challenging myself to experience new things.
Maaaany other things I look forward to sharing over a great meal, with good conversation and laughs till one of us shoots Merlot out a nostril, and whatever else you think the night could use.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wrapping up a work out and heading out to party or chill with friends or at home relaxing with good music/cuisine and some prime wee... uh wine. Either way works.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Psssht yeah right! That's what dates are for. You want the warm brownie and ice cream BEFORE the meal? C'mon OKCUPID!

(I have a tiny peeve with people who say "Irregardless".)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're tired of playing the waiting game and don't care if a girl contacts a guy first.
You'd like to meet, hang out, go for drinks/dinner and enjoy some off the cuff humor and good company.
Experience for yourself that chivalry is in fact not dead.
You just can't fight that feeling anymore!!