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santimh

24 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:31pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
To me, turning 24 means I've graduated from "Bright-Eyed Twink" to "Nameless Embarrassment," and I'm glad for that. Pumpkin is the best flavor ever. I love a guy in Sperrys. I love flying but usually drink before boarding to make take-off easier. I'm convinced it's impossible to dislike "The Sign" by Ace of Base. Given my lifetime of traveling, bilingualism, and years of studying the show, I genuinely think I could win The Amazing Race. Cats are smug. I'm convinced I was the inspiration for this side-eye emoji: 😒. I think what the gay community is really missing is a classy martini bar called "Cocktails." I get headaches later in the day if I haven't had enough coffee. I know every line from Clue. I will randomly live tweet inconsequential television events. Birds get INFINITELY more awesome for me every time I remember they're dinosaurs. I hate everyone standing between me and the exit of the Metro (JUST WALK!). Grande soy latte. I like cooking for other people. I love men with accents. I once drove 5 hours for a Blondie concert. It was free. I got really upset when Miley Cyrus introduced straight people to twerking. It's dead now. I can't think of anyone I despise more in modern American government than anti-gay, closeted politicians. I honestly have no idea if Wendy Williams is a woman or a drag queen. I love few things more than podcasts and television. I like peppermint and butterscotch but hate mint and scotch. I pride myself on my ability to shoot tequila without a chaser. I like to play music when taking a shower and watch TV when I write. My cocktail of choice is a Grey Goose and soda with a lime wedge. I hate when people with smart phones write in text speak, overriding the autocorrect that would spell the words properly. Daylight Savings Time is just stupid. I'm exceedingly happy for WAY too long when my music is on shuffle, but it plays the exact song I wanted to hear at that moment. I think people who say I only voted for Obama because he's black only voted for McCain and Romney because they're white. I love both of my brothers equally, but one of them kind of sucks. I don't want kids. Perez Hilton is the worst. I don't care for drag. I think Glee started going downhill with the Lady Gaga episode. I still say Pluto is a planet. I loved Chip 'n' Dale as a kid. Aaron Schock is gorgeous.

My pet peeve: People who work on the Hill who refuse to say who they work for. Half this town works for a politician. It's no big whoop.

DEAL BREAKER: If your profile says you're "straight." I'm not going to sleep with you while your girlfriend is out of town, and I'm not going to masturbate on camera for you. Seriously. I'm really surprised that this happens so often, but apparently, it needs a disclaimer.

Also a deal breaker: if, in that one question, you said the Earth is bigger than the sun. I mean, really!? Also, no juggalos.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make Fetch happen. It's funny, because I have a blog called Fetch News, and I'm trying to make it happen.

I'm a reporter and a blogger. I don't have much to say about that, which is ironic, because I write a lot.

Besides that, I'm waiting for the day when Björk, Stevie Nicks, Kate Bush, Madonna, and Debbie Harry do a song together, because I'm pretty sure that would be the greatest song in history.
I’m really good at
...not doing crystal meth. Why is that a thing in our community? I don't get it.

Also, I'm funny. Not hour-long stand-up funny. I'm more like Twitter-funny, which is another way of saying "not funny."

Olympic sports I would be awesome at: freestyle wine, hypothetical basketball, competitive judging, synchronized Sudoku, coffee decathlon, rhythmic Madonna, side-eye biathlon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: 1984, Harry Potter (Azkaban was the best), The Hunger Games, pretty much anything by Hemingway, The Great Gatsby.

Movies: Clue, Casablanca, Love Actually, Anything by Quentin Tarantino or Christopher Nolan, Zoolander, Anchorman. I really like dramas and thrillers. Stupid comedies are a lot of fun, too.

Music: Blondie (all time favorite. I've seen them in concert 5 times). Other top contenders: KT Tunstall, Madonna, Scissor Sisters, Shakira, Selena, Fleetwood Mac, Rilo Kiley. I also like Lil Kim, Biggie Smalls, and Marina and the Diamonds. I'm starting to get into Taylor Swift, Kate Bush, Pink, Beyonce, Maroon 5, and Kiley Minogue these days.

Food: Argentinean, Brazilian, Italian, Chinese, Japanese. I love food so much. I'm sad that I haven't been able to find a good enchilada or margarita since I left LA. If you want to woo me, just take me to a nice dinner. Oh, and I have this weird thing where I HATE sour cream, ranch, and mayo. It's only a coincidence that they're all white condiments.

TV: Current favorites are The Walking Dead, Shameless, and Game of Thrones. All-time faves are 30 Rock, The West Wing, and Grey's Anatomy. Other good shows: Veep, New Girl, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Weeds, Anything with an alcoholic sidekick (Cybill, Will & Grace, Absolutely Fabulous, etc), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks and Recreation, How I Met Your Mother, and Friends (I've seen every episode a dozen times, and I watch the reruns whenever they're on). I like TV.
The six things I could never do without
Wine, Coffee, iPhone, Pen and Notepad (counting them as one), Press Pass, Most Internal Organs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next blog post, why more people don't use the Oxford comma, and a third thing when I'm listing stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a kiki. Although I'm writing this in bed on a Friday night. Soo...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1) I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that Ronan Farrow will never love me.

2) My patronus is a dementor.

3) I sometimes make up a third thing when listing stuff.

BONUS! One time, I saw a guy answered this question by writing "i literally ben touch by a angle." I spent several minutes laughing about it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you're okay with me sucking the last bits of beef off of a t-bone.

Even if I'm really blown away by someone's profile, I will RARELY message someone first.

Like any normal 23-year-old man, I'm just looking for love...ly margarita recipes and a job that will give me the means to raise a puppy. Preferably a labradoodle named Byline.