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sapidsequel

47 M San Francisco, CA

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One month of hair versus one minute of hair.

Turns out I have a nicely-shaped skull. Who knew? (February of 2012)

...not that I'm fully self-actualized about it 24/7... (July of 2013)

See! I'm hot! And I cook! (Sometimes one is double-dog-dared to write a particular caption.)

This is what I would look like if I were a billiard ball with an attitude. (October of 2012)

Vote for your favorite pithy caption: "This is what I look like... 1) ...before I’ve put my face on in the morning.” 2) ...before I’ve had my coffee.” 3) ...when I’m dead.” 4) ...when I’m dead, but my ears haven’t rotted off yet.”

Clearly, this man is a fool: witness how he detects only the carrot and not the stick. (March of 2008)

In Portland, Oregon, November of 2012. Let's reschedule Thanksgiving to July, whaddaya say?

"Welcome to the Church of Me." (This picture tells half the truth, as I'm a switch.) December, 2012

Half of my birthday suit. (December of 2007)