Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not quite sure whether I should resist my implacable descent
(or is it an ascent?) into curmudgeonliness or embrace it. On the
one hand, I can squeeze the occasional dollop of whimsy from my
cortex to summarize my home life in double dactyls:
Partnered by marriage to
Wonderful woman. I
Love her. Together we’re
Raising our boy.
Makes it all possible.
Others we romance for
(Sep’rate romancing, I
Hasten to add, should that
Make any difference, in
How you construe...
Else I’d incorporate
Info to reach her, her
Username, profile, in
Order to view.)
On the other hand, ...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pithy responses. Verbose ones, too, but lately those don't seem to
cut any ice. Still, if you have a hankering for that sort of thing,
click on "The Two of Us" and select "Explained Answers".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
How about recent ones instead?
, by Judy Blume.
SPOILER ALERT: The butler did it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Head, shoulders, knees and toes. ...Wait, that's 15 things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ontology. I'm sure God doesn't exist. You, I'm not so sure about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Yes, I am.
Saturdays I exist.
Sundays I happen.
Mondays I get by.
Tuesdays I occur...
You get the picture.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Pretend, for a moment, that I’m a woman and that you’re
interested/attracted. You’ve been socialized to wait for men to
make the first move (and maybe that “nurture” is ladled over some
“nature”), but so have I...
Now what do you do?
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.