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23 F Tallahassee, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:07pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I've slaughtered robots for the last hundred years, so my verbal skills are lacking. Just checked my watch, three years ago it was time to get cracking.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, writing, waiting for the end of the world...
I’m really good at
I'm more of a jack of all trades than a queen of however that saying goes.
but I guess body art, hooping, writing, singing, cooking,drinking, saying "i'm trying to quit," and anything else I'm in the mood to be good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sometimes I turn into a super awesome version of myself, and usually people notice her.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Peter Pan, Lolita, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ethan Frome, Between the Bridge and the River, The Sun Also Rises, assorted poetry, etc...

Movies: there are too many... Surf Ninjas. anything with zombies, chick flicks, heist movies, epic action, spies, etc...

Shows: The Walking Dead, Mad Men, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones, Parks and Rec, Workaholics, Archer, Misfits, Doctor Who...

Music: everything except nothing... Modest Mouse, Shakira, Janice Joplin, Alex Clare, Foster the People, The Heavy, Cold War Kids, Scissor Sisters, Minus the Bear, Cursive, The Good Life, Imagine Dragons, The National, Pit Bull, Amy Winehouse, Maroon 5, Brand New, Artic Monkeys, Against Me!, Mos Def, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Elvis Crespo, Celia Cruz, Shoes and Laces, The Vinyl Kicks, The Grateful Dead,... you get the idea.

Food: Fish tacos are the closest we'll ever get to proof that god might exist. Cuban food, Thai food, pizza, burgers, seafood, fish tacos... And with food, let's not forget craft beer. I'm a little bit of a beer snob.
The six things I could never do without
in no particular order:
Real beer, whiskey and tequila,
friends and family
and a notepad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't want to grow up, I'm a toys'r'us kid
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting drunk or getting other people drunk
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It really creepy when people have only one blurry picture, so I assume every single person with just one picture is not human. Or at least dishonest.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like spinning wheels in the mud
you think results are weak sauce
you have a deep-seated desire to not expect much