I am sarcastic, inquisitive, and loyal.
My Self-Summary
I am: a mother of an eight year-old girl (gasp I feel old); have a
BA in Political Science and a Master of Arts in Legal Studies; and
work as a corporate paralegal.
I grew up in western NY state and did my undergrad on the beach in
Wilmington, NC. I've been in Texas since '02 and Austin since '08
and I love it! The rest of the state leaves a bit to be
desired..but Austin makes up for it. I miss my family a lot, but my
daughter helps me wake with a smile every day. She is my priority
in life.
I like routine until it drives me crazy and I force myself to try
something new..I consider myself mature, but for some reason I have
a crush on Justin Timberlake..I over-analyze everything, but enjoy
a couple of drinks to flip that switch when I have some free
time...Pop culture annoys me but you can find me watching Blind
Date late at night..I'm usually the only one laughing at my jokes,
but it's the most sincere laugh I have...I never trust my instinct
even though it's always dead on..
What I’m doing with my life
Waiting for year-end reviews to see if I'm appreciated at work.
I’m really good at
Making people really uncomfortable.. Making people really
comfortable.. Introspection.. Driving friends crazy with my
what-if's and rants.. Getting a party going.. Getting my daughter
to smile even though she's adamant about being ornery.. Showcasing
my Merriam-Webster type skills.. Being competitive.. Making Pot
Roast.. Perseverating.. Growing mold along the baseboards.. Being
frugal with money.. Staying up later than I should..
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, or my curly hair. Possibly my hobbit-like posture.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Historical fiction, especially love Steinbeck. Recently I've become
enthralled with Murakami. Anything witty and quick is good
too.
I like lots of music-just ask.
Movies--anything but Science Fiction, romantic-comedies, one-liner
ridden action or gore.
Mediterranean, Mexican and Chinese. Yum.
The six things I could never do without
My daughter; my family; my friends; my sanity; my ability to read;
and good conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I'm over-thinking. That's not even sarcasm, I swear.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my daughter, at a good friend's house, or reading
a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm still in my pee-pee pants. (Come on that's a hilarious movie!)
You should message me if
You're thick-skinned but compassionate, manly but not chauvinistic,
adventurous without being wildly irresponsible, able to carry a
conversation or a tune (the conversation will get you further), not
needy but also not indifferent, and cute. And FOR THE LOVE OF
PETE-don't bother if you don't have a sense of humor. A dry,
sarcastic, possibly injurious sense of humor.