Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I listen to music based on my mood. I create based on my feelings.
I try to have fun with whatever it is I'm doing. Me and the sun are
close friends. Roller coasters are awesome. I dish it out and can
take it; so should you. Don't be shorter than me. I love listening
to the blues when I cook dinner. Someday I will lick Jack White
(not Jack Black). I'm a professional mommy. I rarely watch TV,
unless its funny or a train wreck. I kick butt at Chutes and
Ladders. Your not allowed to whine more than me. Chivalry is not
dead. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I eat peanut butter out of the
jar, sometimes with my finger. Lazy Sunday's are necessary
sometimes. I know I cant sing, but do it anyway. I burp like a
dude. I eat just the legs of crabs. I have an addiction to
chapstick. Im tired of wearing the pants in the relationship.
Sometimes I think I can dance. Don't lie to make yourself seem
cool, the truth always comes out and then you just look dumb. I'm
not into dumb guys, I enjoy intelligent conversions. I try to try
new things. My favorite flowers are tiger lilies. I say whats on my
mind, sometimes resulting in an accidental interruption. Hockey and
football fan here. I do the Dew. I enjoy running to pop/punk,
hardcore if Im blowing off steam. I love being scared. Ice cream is
dinner, so is cereal. I dislike being called "Cutie." I work and
have my own money, should you too . Only real horror films should
exist. I like my men like I like my beer, tall and slightly pale.
My toes are cold. Knowing is half the battle. I love the beach.
Don't ruin surprises. Im a stylist, so I prefer men who have nice
hair. My favorite color is pink. I'd rather go camping. I play air
guitar, but I'm not very good yet, I'm still taking lessons. I
prefer Harley's. You cant spend more time getting ready than I do.
You must have a vehicle and not live with your parents. Don't be up
my ass, unless your invited. Neediness is unattractive. Am I racist
if I don't realize what I said was wrong? I heart moshing. Outside
live music is amazing. I want to hump Daniel Tosh's leg, just his
leg though. Men should not cry over a stomach ache, unless it's so
bad you need to go to the hospital. Nerds with a lot of tattoos are
a weakness of mine. Not really a fan of the dark meat. For the most
part, I take care of my body and prefer that you do to. Why can't I
have my cake and eat it too, that's bologna!! Pure bologna.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I live in a van down by the river.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
some kind of communication device
reeses peanut butter cups
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im a super hero. but you MUST keep my secret.
You should message me if
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you have more to say than "hey" or some generic comment about my
looks. No stage 5 clingers please, you guys are annoying.
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