Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello and welcome to the world of awesomeness! Please fasten your
seatbelts and keep arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
Now get ready for the time of your life!
I'm a big scoop of awesomeness, covered with nerd, sprinkled with
bad ass, and topped off with a big dollop of fucking hott.
I am also a classy lady that says fuck a lot. Sorry (not sorry). No
really I curse like a sailor. But I really am classy. I'm a mass of
I use a lot of smileys and say haha and lol a lot in texts. I don't
like it and try to avoid it but it's not always possible. Maybe
it's an addiction. Is there rehab for smiley and lol overuse?
Also, I am an artist. I'm currently going to school and working and
trying to figure out who I am and where I want to go in life. I was
married but currently going through the divorce process. We have
been separated for 2 years though. Takes a little longer to get
divorced when the state you live in doesn't even see you as being
married. -.- Well, I'm not sure what else to put at the moment so
I'll add more later but in the meantime you want to know anything
just send me a message.
I'm going to just add this here because it is very important. If
you do not like Disney World or have no desire to go there we can't
be friends. I'm sorry. It's just the way it has to be.
If you like Disney World or have a great desire to go, we should
totally be friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently work at Kroger and going to school for Fine Arts. But
that may change soon. I can't decide on a major.
Edit: Just got fired from Kroger. Yay! And not going to school
currently due to lack of funds. And being unemployed.
Another edit: just got hired on at Speedway.
Edit again: major is now pyschology with a minor in liberal
Trying to find someone to explore abandoned places with me. Also,
hoping to someday have the money to buy a vw van and travel
willy-nilly around the country.
Latest update: Moved back home to catch up on bills and such and
just started working at Midwest Lettering in the art department.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing and painting. And doing nothing. And I am AMAZING at
sleeping. I am also pretty good at my job. Or at least I like to
think I am. Also, fangirling. It can cause problems. But damn am I
good at it! I also tend to sound more intelligent and use big words
when I'm tired or sleep deprived. I have no idea why. It's weird.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really sure. I've never really asked. But I guess I'd say
probably my hair. Bet you can't guess what my natural color is.
Edit: Well the correct answer to this now seems to be my eyes.
Unless they are standing on my right side and can only see the
crazy color in my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh lordy, I hate this question. My favorite anything changes day by
day. My favorite book right now is Jane Eyre; movie and show I have
no idea at the moment, probably anything that makes me laugh; music
right now is mostly rock and hard rock because it makes me feel
better; and food is almost anything Italian. And chocolate. I LOVE
chocolate. Dark chocolate. Yum.
Edit: Current obsession: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Loki, Lord of the
Rings (not really current. Long standing one there), etc... You
know. Nerdy stuff.
Edit: Another new obsession: The Civil Wars
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chocolate (Did I mention I love it?)
Um... Love I guess? (I know that's corny)
And number 7 because I am a rebel: art. Being able to draw and
paint and just stare at pieces of art.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I am and what I want out of life and where my life is going.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading or working. Sometimes watching a movie. I have practically
no social life.
also, arguing with my dog. she is a mouthy little thing. (Does that
make me sound crazy? I think it makes me sound crazy... Oh well.
It's the truth.
Edit: seeing as how I no longer work Friday nights I suppose I
should change this answer. Typically on a Friday night I sleep.
Haha. Or watch netflix. I still have no social life.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not really sure. I don't tend to keep much to myself. I don't
see the point. I don't have some big dark secret that can be used
as blackmail. And even if I did why would I ever put it online? If
there's something you want to know just ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what TARDIS stands for.
"Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering,
fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream
You are interested I suppose. Or you just wanna chat.
Edit: If you actually read my profile. Here is a test to see who
did. Message me your favorite color.
edit: if you are under 20 or over 40 please do not even bother. i
am really sick of getting messages from people still in high school
and middle aged. i am sorry but i am just not into that.
Edit: Do NOT message me if you:
-Only want sex. Do I look like a prostitute?
-Are going to bitch about the fact that I was married to a girl. If
you don't like it you don't have to message me to tell me that.
Just move on to the next person. I don't have time for your narrow
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