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saratogajean

33 Romeo, MI Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 33–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Education
Working on university
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a fan of warm days, college-ruled notebook paper, and grapefruit San Pellegrino. In middle school, I taught myself a small amount of HTML so that I could create and then abandon a Backstreet Boys webpage. I have mastered the three chords necessary to accompany myself on the ukulele as I cover top 40 hits.

I have a crippling addiction to lip balm.

I prefer biscuits to English muffins. I love the smell of citrus fruits. I don’t think there’s such a thing as “too many” pairs of socks. I struggle daily to remember to water my plants, but have no problem remembering birthdays (including family members’ dogs’ birthdays). I am a huge fan of the Oxford comma.

I am terrible at watercolor painting. I have pretty decent handwriting unless I’m in a hurry. I love grocery shopping and don’t mind waiting in a long line to check out.

I talk to strangers in hallways, bathrooms, elevators, and in line at the post office.

I have resisted learning how to play chess because I’m afraid I will be so terrible at it that my self esteem will be forever crushed. I am very good at Pictionary, both as a guesser and as a draw-er. I was happy when Arthur Chu finally lost on Jeopardy.

Unless there is something really exciting happening, I have a hard time staying up past 10:30. I love road trips and audio books. I mix limeade with my beer. If I start to read a book I have to finish it, even if it is terrible.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have an incredibly boring job - but not to worry! It allows me to work from home and listen to a criminal amount of podcasts and audiobooks. I've moved to MI from the south to finish my undergraduate degree and save for grad school, so my days are pretty full with work and school, but I'm always willing to make time for an adventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...packing a lunch.

Seriously. You'll want to invite me to your next picnic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My humor. I'm most comfortable when people around me are happy and laughing, so I'm quick to diffuse a tense situation with an (often inappropriate) joke or story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: My favorite authors are Ernest Hemingway (A Farewell To Arms) and John Irving (A Prayer For Owen Meany).

Favorite Movie: I'll admit it - Lord of the Rings.

Shows: Outside of documentaries (I'm a sucker for anything from the history of cement to nature shows narrated by Attenborough), I love catching up on shows on Netflix (totally addicted to The Walking Dead right now) and I'm guilty of loving cable shows Game of Thrones, True Blood, Eastbound and Down, and Dexter.

Food: I have a sweet tooth - I love ice cream!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dogs (two of the best pit bulls a girl could ask for)
Something to read
Diet Dr Pepper (judge me if you must)
Socks
Lip balm
My camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if the color green as I perceive it is really everyone elses' blue?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, grilling out and enjoying a delicious beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I don't hide them, my dog will eat the crotch out of my underwear (but not while I'm wearing them).

When I tried to outwit him and stop wearing underwear, he started eating the crotches of my pants.
You should message me if
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You know of a great place for dinner and drinks.