Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm 28, American. A bit of a Southern accent. I've lived in Newtown
for 4 years with my husband. (I'm here to make friends). I am a
I like music, movies, internet, and tv. I'm an information sponge;
I love to learn random tidbits. I'm supremely loyal, intelligent
(Pottermore put me in Ravenclaw, although most quizzes have me as
Hufflepuff. I see myself as a mixture of the two). I have a
sarcastic/snarky streak a mile long, but don't use it to be cruel.
I live in Newtown and love it.
My biggest dealbreakers are conservative politics, being an MRA,
racism, and smoking.
What I’m doing with my life
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Been unemployed for a long time; I'm looking for employment in
hospitality. I have no idea what I want to do long-term, and it
makes me feel a little ashamed. Ah well. :/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, game shows (like Jeopardy or Millionaire), algebra, and I
have mad Google-fu.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height, my hair (long and wavy), and my outgoing demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All-time favorite tv: The West Wing, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine,
ST: The Next Generation, Will & Grace, NCIS, Firefly. Huge QI
fan, also love Mock the Week.
I am Superwholocked!
Music: My parents raised me on 60s folk rock (Dylan, Baez, Seeger
and the like) and Pink Floyd/Led Zep/The Who.
I've been a big industrial fan since high school. My taste there
swings more towards German industrial, like Rammstein, Eisbrecher,
and the like. I also love Irish music (Celtic Woman, Celtic
Thunder, Anuna) and occasional synthpop (Deine Lakaien, Sister
Soleil, Wolfsheim, Depeche Mode).
Movies: God, I'll watch damn near anything. I love The Boondock
Saints especially. The original Star Wars trilogy. Milk. Finding
Books: Harry Potter. The Hunger Games. Jan & Gar
Reeves-Stevens. Laura Ingalls Wilder. Wool (look it up!).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Liquid Mylanta/Gaviscon (frequent heartburn, and the chewable ones
give me nausea)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, I guess. I love to try new restaurants, and to get food from
my favorites. I even have a favorite pho. That stuff is
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner & drinks at a random restaurant; I just go with whatever
I'm in the mood for, be it pizza, Korean, or tapas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a pretty open book, really.
You should message me if
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You have a command of English spelling and grammar and if you think
we'd get along. (Hint: "ur" is the Basque word for water, or an
ancient Sumerian city).
If you can communicate in lolcat or movie/tv quotes, we will
probably get along.
Or if you'd like to send me a million dollars.
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