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sarcasmologist

31 F Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a writer born and raised in Brooklyn with a penchant for sarcasm, which should be obvious from my username. (I also carry business cards with the same title.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a freelance journalist who writes about arts, culture (especially underground dance), feminism and religion. Likes include dancing, karaoke, sports, anything participatory. I don't function too well in museums or anyplace that requires me to be still.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sidetracking people in thought and conversation. This has served me well on many a job interview. I guess that means I'm good at talking in general but when I can be persuaded to shut up, I'm also quite good at dancing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Big hair, big earrings, bigger attitude. Snark with a touch of sincerity. (You gotta look hard for the latter.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Like many writers/creative types of a certain age, I'm indebted to
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (the TV show) for teaching me how to
slyly combine humor and pathos. I'm also a huge fan of Charlie
Kaufman and rank "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" as one of
my favorite films. As for authors -- there are far too many to list
but I do adore "The Things They Carried" by Tim O'Brien and "Angels
in America" by Tony Kushner.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The book fairy who lives in my building who leaves free books in the mailroom. Notebooks and pens (I'm old school like that). Sneakers for dancing. My phone for calculating tips at restaurants (and for other uses). A helmet for walking cause I'm clumsy like that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I can learn to smize. I can smile, but only with my mouth. I can't seem to do it with my eyes no matter how often I listen to Tyra Banks' pep talks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out or in with friends -- either dancing or enjoying a home cooked meal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I have a blog.
You should message me if
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you're a combination of lowbrow and intellectual and funny.