OK well here goes. I am 33 years old. I was born In Naperville but moved away when i was 1. We moved to New York, California, Wisconsin, then i moved back down here. I have a degree in Theater. I'm a really big movie buff. There i got all the surface stuff done. My humor is the biggest thing about me. From the intellectual, to the completely surreal, to the good old fashioned slapstick. Heckling a movie is the most fun me and my friends have. Think Rocky Horror or Mystery Science Theater 3000. If you want to impress me, make me laugh. Or be really cute. That works too.

I am sarcastic, funny, and out of adjectives

Well right now I'm a waiter to pay the bills. Stupid, Stupid bills.

Heckling! My perfect job would be one of the two old guys that would heckle the stage on "The Muppet Show" Also really good at the snappy comeback. Some of my idols in this area are Groucho Marx, Sophia from the "Golden Girls", and Rodney Dangerfield.

I have no way of knowing what people see. My powers of mind reading are not up to par yet. Actually people usually don't notice me at first. I tend to stay back or at least be part of the crowd. It's not until i warm up to people do i let myself go alittle more..... or from booze!

Favorite book is a four way tie between Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World" and Max Brooks "World War Z", "To Kill A Mockingbird" by Harper Lee and Kim Newman's "Anno Dracula". Just finished rereading Orwell's "Animal Farm" Yikes was that blatant! He wasn't one for the subtle metaphor was he!

As for Movies that list would go on and on. Just assume I like all movies. Most of my friends come to me as a video rental store i have so many!! Some movies that not many have heard of but are really good and that you should check our are: "To be or not to be" with Mel Brooks, "Noises Off", "Murder by Death", "Kentucky Fried Movie", "In the Name of The Rose", "Brain Donors", "Quills", "Undercover Blues", Love and Death". These are all good movies that you should see. You might have to look them up to find but worth it. I'm a sucker for a zombie movie. Even the really bad ones are fun. (more fodder for heckling) "Children of Men" with Clive Owen is one of the most beautifully shot movies i have ever seen!

For music my collection is rather small, there's Fallout Boy, Panic at the Disco, Rufus Wainwright, Smashing Pumpkins, Kelly Clarkson, All the hits from the 70's 80's 90's and today! it's really a rather odd mix. Just think eclectic minus country! Random songs will pop into my head. I think my brain is an ipod on shuffle

Food is an easy one! I could eat Chinese morning, noon, and night. Love it! Or anything with the combination of chocolate and peanut butter. Really there isn't alot of food that i don't like. I hate mushrooms.

If there was a TV category then "Drawn Together" would be at the top of my list. That was the funniest show ever! Also "The Critic", "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", "Family Guy", "Mystery Science Theater 3000", "Looney Tunes", "Animaniacs", "Jeopardy", "Buffy", "How i met your mother", "Golden Girls", "Tosh.0"

Chocolate and Peanut butter (God gave us thought and reason so we could come up with such a perfect mixture)
Chinese Food
A good stiff drink
Oxygen
Sleeping in
Human interaction

hhhmmmm..... let me think about that

Unfortunately I'm working. Stupid, stupid rent!!!!! Now if the question was what would i LIKE to be doing on a Friday night that answer would be different but okcupid is strict in their rules! ;-)

OK, my bank account number is #4829104..... Just Kidding

You actually want to meet a nice guy!!!