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sarcasticname

27 F Houston, TX

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am a New Yorker and I went to law school in Austin. I moved to Houston for a job in 2011 and am looking for people to do fun things with. I like watching movies (I love movies) and sports, baking, and I've come to enjoy playing flag football on my firm team. Smiling is my favorite. I am always looking for new things to do in Houston new experiences. I work pretty hard, so I like to have enough fun to make up for it. I started running in 2013 in an effort to live a more active lifestyle, and ran my first half marathon in January 2014. I hope to run another in October and run the Houston Chevron Half again.
What I’m doing with my life
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Lawyering. Trying to enjoy becoming an adult by having as much fun as I can when I'm not at the office.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
baking. being funny. listening. trivia. making random foods, such as guacamole and latkes
The thing I try most to be in life is a good friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Aren't the pictures there to answer this question?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Haunted, Fight Club, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Jane Austens, Are You There Vodka..., Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me
Movies: Inglorious Bastards, Legally Blonde, Keeping the Faith, Anchorman, The Dark Knight, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Prime, Dogma
Music: a little bit of everything
TV: How I Met Your Mother, Glee, New Girl, Top Chef, Modern Family
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My two best friends from high school
My parents
The internet
Caffeine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether shampoo is better or conditioner is better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with my friends or lounging at home, recovering from the work week