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sardonic_seraph

29 Arkadelphia, AR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Key words about me:
*Goofy
*Cute
*Fun
*Honest
*Loyal
*Workaholic
*Dedicated
*Honourable
*Mature
*Adventurous

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I am a rather complex and diverse individual that picks up talents and skills like most people pick out clothes. There are some things I am really good at. Maybe if you really get to know me, you might learn what those are.

I am not restricted by cliques. You are equally likely to see me out at the bar shooting pool and pretending to dance, as you are to see me there with a large group of nerds "being an impromptu theatre group". Don't let them lie, we're LARPing. although, I tend to not be out at the bar much anymore, you get the point. I also believe you shouldn't judge what you haven't tried.

Something else I feel you, my dear visitor, may wish to know. I enjoy conversation. It does not really matter what we are discussing; I probably know something about the topic. If I do not, I may bluff, but I expect you to call bullsh*t on me if you really know the subject. It's my way of determining a conversation partner's own topic knowledge.

I like to travel, particularly by plane. I have a current passport. I have stamps in it, from a foreign country. Barring international and domestic trips, I also enjoy just going somewhere new. I enjoy hiking, fishing, geocaching, rafting, and boating. Further, I love long walks on the beach and camping. When I say long walks on the beach, I mean bring a backpack, we're staying for awhile!

Currently I'm focusing on going back to college for two degrees, one in Computer Information Systems the other being General Tech; all while raising my daughter. I live on a rather busy schedule, but it is flexible, to a degree. I have been rather successful in this endeavour, and should be eligible to graduate with honors, by the end of the year.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm trying my hardest to better my career and get to the financial stability I desire. In the mean time, I'm content with living life to the fullest and enjoying what I have. There is no point in being down about what isn't.

I am working on exercising regularly and getting back to a healthy bmi. I lost a lot of weight and muscle mass while in college the first time, I'd like it back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I once had someone ask me, "Is there nothing you can't do?"

I am a factotum; master of nothing, adept at everything. If I do not know the basics of something, give me a week and I might have learned it; this is doubly true for skills of interest.

That being said, here is a list of things I am definitely good at: mechanical triage, gaming, storytelling, cuddling, sleeping, kissing, cooking, changing light bulbs,meditating, rescuing spiders from fair maidens with shoes, quiz bowl, scrabble, risk, any rts, firearm safety, leading, managing, being intimidating, laughing, smiling, making others laugh, having a good time, getting paper cuts, driving FR style vehicles, being a father, working, fishing, hiking, boating, photography, packing, golf, and ultimately making a fool of myself.

Things I just naturally suck at: Thinking of things to put here! >.< Keeping dirt/grease off my nose when working on a vehicle, dancing, and singing should be here as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes or work ethic. Second is my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: American Gods by Neil Gaiman

Movies - What Dreams Come, Moulin Rouge, The Fountain

Shows - Doctor Who

Music - Placebo, Rammstein, Muse, Amanda Fuckin Palmer

Food - Oriental
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Music
*Cuddles
*Kisses
*Good Food
*The Great Outdoors
*Laughter and smiles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*Politics and my Utopian Society.
*Souls
*Life
*The Big Picture
*Having fun
*Self Meditation
*Nothing at all
*Everything in the Universe
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows, really. Anything from quietly sitting at the house enjoying tea, to frequenting a particular club, to hanging with friends and playing some rpg. I enjoy having fun, so try to keep myself doing just that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Privacy is an illusion we give ourselves to feel at ease with our existence.

I am not afraid to answer any private question you may have.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*You're fun
*Wanna hangout
*Think me interesting or amusing
*Don't take everything so seriously
*Are able to understand that I have a very hectic schedule.