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sari314

22 F New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:00pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.

But in all seriousness, I wouldn't dream of trying to sum myself up in a few words. Thousands of profiles say something along these lines, I'm sure. But honestly? You're selling yourself short if you think a brief description of who you are as of right now can even begin to capture who you really are, beyond the superficial. Talk to me.

For what it's worth, I'm an INFJ according to Myers-Briggs.
I’m really good at
Listening
Empathy
Keeping an open mind
All things crafty
Semi-contained fan-girling
And writing, I've been told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are the sort of questions I'll answer, then hours later will realize I forgot something. If I thought this profile mattered a great deal, it would be maddening.

Ok, I lied. I add to it sometimes.

American Horror Story, Arrested Development, Buffy, Summer Heights High, The Office, The Colbert Report, Strangers with Candy, Trailer Park Boys. Jumped on the Orange is the New Black bandwagon and there is no looking back now.

The Cure, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Kyuss, Joy Division, Led Zeppelin, Bauhaus, Pixies, Pearl Jam, Sisters of Mercy, The Cramps, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Fleetwood Mac, Iggy & the Stooges, Hole, Plasmatics, The Birthday Party, Danzig, Melvins, Green River, The Gun Club, Black Flag, David Bowie, Mudhoney, The National, Type O Negative, Queens of the Stone Age....tons more. Note: No Doubt's "Tragic Kingdom" defined my childhood. Many afternoons were spent singing along to "Don't Speak" with plenty of impassioned heartbreak in my voice, but absolutely no frame of reference.

The Hunger, Taxi Driver, Midnight Cowboy,The Breakfast Club, Videodrome, The Exorcist, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Moonrise Kingdom, Clueless, Beetlejuice, Evil Dead, The Lost Boys, Dressed to Kill, Carrie, Scent of a Woman, Suspiria, The Devil's Advocate, Army of Darkness, The Big Lebowski, Tenacious D, Anchorman, Cry-Baby, Rosemary's Baby, Heathers, Rear Window, The Shining. Countless more.

Its important to note here that if you don't or wouldn't find The Room absolutely hilarious, I don't think we will get along.

The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Passion, Lolita, Jane Eyre. A short list, yes...I used to read a lot as a kid, but somewhere along the way the internet altered my attention span. I'm trying to get back into it.

I'll eat pretty much anything, but I hold a special place in my heart for pistachio ice cream.
The six things I could never do without
- Animals. They've got such a sincere energy.
- Movies and at least one very good TV show to obsess over at a time.
- Music. Yeah yeah, a cliche.
- Expression.
- A good laugh.
- COFFEE...I can't emphasize this enough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why people say 'bro' or any of its variations ('broski', 'brosif', etc.)

what Tommy Wiseau is doing right now.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep in a turban.

I want Stevie Nicks to be my BFF.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you are genuine, passionate, empathetic, and have a good sense of humor. You're light-hearted but know when to take things seriously. If you care deeply about something; tell me more about it.

If the words "I work hard but play harder" do not appear on your profile. How nauseating.

If you're not a Melvin.

And, most importantly, if you'll watch The Room with me.