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sarkazam

24 Sarasota, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Juvenile and lame, just like Easy Mac.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working full time for an Alarm company, and pushing through college.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing my cell phone :(
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair, I've got great hair. Also I'm pretty openly nerdy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: I'm a big Hip Hop head. I love the craft of the music, the ego witty banter, the "language" of Hip Hop. And I don't just mean lyrics and vocabulary, I mean the stylistic elements of Hip Hop and rap.

Shows: Game Grumps. House of Cards Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Real Time with Bill Maher, Archer, Bored to Death, Arrested development, Breaking Bad, How I Met Your Mother(fuck the ending), Ventures bros, also a bit of anime. :P
Anything Star Wars, I adore be it, books, movies, and shows.
Also quite a few video games.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Witty Banter
Friends
H2O
Family
Internet(Reddit)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Your mom.

Kidding.

Kind of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out with close friends or working... Or at home watching Netflix late at night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It would be too awkward to date someone with my mother's name. Sorry Laura's =/
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Have similar interest(being a nerd is a big plus), prefers discussing Ideas and Events rather than people, or are just really fucking cool.