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29 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:59am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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The other day I said "Siri" I said "How do you feel about love?" and Siri said "I'm sorry, Sasha, I'm afraid I can't answer that." so I said "What about forever? How do you feel about forever?" and Siri gave me a link to "Forever" by Drake.
What I’m doing with my life
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Not having a beard at all anymore and writing and nannying and having a drink and thinking about dinner and cooking dinner and eating dinner and maybe watching a movie or reading a thing and getting an amount of sleep and hanging some stuff soon, more cardboard radiators than people, but I mean life is a mystery, so. Also, furiously refreshing MLB Trade Rumors and thinking about these boots I ain't gonna buy any time soon but still and all I mean, a man's got to have dreams, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
When I was in kindergarten I won the enthusiasm award.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Walkmen. Smokey Robinson and the Miracles. Neko Case. Gillian Welch. Springsteen. Alone in San Francisco. I PUT A SPELL ON YOU, and also the One Night Stand version of BRING IT ON HOME TO ME, and Motorcade of Generosity. Big Trouble in Little China. Punch-Drunk Love. Moonstruck. Wild at Heart. Amarcord. Buffalo '66. Inside Llewyn Davis. Seven Psychopaths. You, the Living. George Washington. All the Real Girls. Badlands. Mud. Band of Outsiders. Pierrot le Fou. The Fall. Deadwood. Louie. Homicide. Hannibal. Adventure Time. Bob's Burgers. Everything Brad Neely ever did and also Twin Peaks, Death to the Tin Man, and Jettison Your Loved Ones.

I like Oblivion by DFW and Enormous Changes at the Last Minute by Grace Paley and I like everything Donald Barthelme ever did, and also 2666 and The Savage Detectives. And The Way Through Doors. And Barry Hannah and Renata Adler. And Amelia Gray. And Amy Hempel. And James Tate and Frank O'Hara.

And I really like Jasper Johns.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clean sheets. Windows. Awe/Wonder. The idea of the moon and also bodies of water. Art. It used to be the Philadelphia Phillies, probably still should be, because who doesn't like a little heartache every now and then/constantly? My sizable feelings.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dinner. I spend a lot of time thinking about what to cook for dinner, and also about how Major Briggs's greatest fear is the possibility that love is not enough but I mean these days.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
your huckleberry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I only just had mozzarella sticks this year and yeah I agree it is a fucking tragedy, Shakespearean in scope, with a hint of disaster/ruin porn, but I am I assure you doing my best to make up for it, I swear.
You should message me if
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You've got a big weird heart and you like your art like you like your men: kind of difficult, mostly rewarding, full of too many feelings, and recently having made a pretty good beef stew.