Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The other day I said "Siri" I said "How do you feel about love?"
and Siri said "I'm sorry, Sasha, I'm afraid I can't answer that."
So I said "What about forever? How do you feel about forever?" and
Siri gave me a link to "Forever" by Drake.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing and freelancing and nannying and having a drink and
thinking about dinner and cooking dinner and eating dinner and
maybe watching a movie or reading a thing and getting an amount of
sleep, really any old amount. I mean that life is a mystery, and
all across America stories come to such an end.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
When I was in kindergarten I won the enthusiasm award. Not a single
thing has happened to me since. I just thought you should know
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Walkmen. Neko Case. Springsteen. Bring it on Home to Me, I Put
a Spell on You, Sea of Love, You Really Got a Hold on Me.
Punch-Drunk Love. Moonstruck. Wild at Heart. Buffalo '66. Seven
Psychopaths. You, the Living. All the Real Girls. Badlands. Mud.
Pierrot le Fou. Deadwood. Louie. Hannibal. Adventure Time. Bob's
Burgers. Everything Brad Neely ever did and also Twin Peaks,
Death to the Tin Man
, and Jettison Your Loved Ones
No Diggity/Pony/Are You That Somebody
I like Oblivion and also The Pale King by DFW and Enormous Changes
at the Last Minute by Grace Paley and I like everything Donald
Barthelme ever did, and also 2666. And The Master and Margarita and
also The Battlefield Where the Moon Says I Love You. And The Way
Through Doors. And Barry Hannah and Renata Adler. And Amelia Gray.
And James Tate and Frank O'Hara and Josh Bell and Chelsey
And I really like Jasper Johns.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Awe. Like the kind of awe that makes you want to collapse, but you
can't, so you don't, and you're just there, full of wonder, for
like a hot minute. Plus also clean sheets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dinner. I spend a lot of time thinking about what to cook for
dinner, and also about Major Briggs's greatest fear, how his
greatest fear was the possibility that love is not enough, but I
mean these days, what is?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I go hard and then I go home. I cook, and then I chill.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In my spare time, I enjoy reading, writing, and basic arithmetic.
You should message me if
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