I think my mobile app makes it seem I am "online now!" all the time.

I enjoy the random, the accidental, the coincidental moments in life.

I appreciate the absurdity of life and maintain a running MST3K commentary on said absurdity in my head.

I use way too many prepositional phrases.

I almost used "to" instead of "too" in the above statement, but I caught it in time. Crisis adverted.

Starting my career as a high school science teacher. Very excited. I get paid to spout off awesome facts such as:

Look at your finger.
Stare at it.
In each cell, which you can't even see...
There are 2 METERS of DNA in every cell.

Say whaaaaaat.

I also make jewelry and draw and make other various artsy fartsy creations

Puns. Laughing at expenses, of my own and others. Dancing (because I just don't care). Making jewelry. Being endearingly snarky. Baking pies. Photographizing things. Collecting items, phrases, images, in la cabeza.

If you make me laugh, I have been told my laugh is distinctive.

Books: The Disappearing Spoon, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Picture of Dorian Gray, Bossypants, Harry Potter bitches, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, She's Come Undone, I have no idea, take me into a library and I will eat half of it.

Movies: American Psycho (add that to the book section as well), Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, and I am going to stop here

Shows: Psych, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Music: I will tolerate most things. I don't believe this to be a determining factor in compatibility. Laura Marling, Over the Rhine, Modest Mouse, Bach

Food: I like good food. Sushi makes me giggle.

dry sense of humor

good beers

good cheese

porch swings

extended conversations about nothing and everything

good coffee

how I need to stop thinking so much. Also, more recently, about going on a WWOOF adventure with my sister over the summer. Our plan is to write a book entitled Eat, Pray, Suck it, and become fabulously wealthy. I will need at least 5 pool boys.

I like to go out, but I could just have well decided to have a marathon of bad movies paired with snobby beer and jewelry crafting.

I don't like to be predictable, or for you to be able to find me on a typical Friday night. Unless I want you to.

I loved the movie The Notebook. I sobbed like a tiny child. The fact that I did this and liked it terribly upset me. Which then made me sob more.

you aren't a Scientologist, you can laugh at yourself and others, you believe in planets, and who knows.