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sassercize

32 / M / Straight / Single

Florence, Massachusetts

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:11pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
+++Available - male human, approximately 32 years of age. Some light weather damage. Still in original packaging. +++

Am I a hopeless geek or more of an average joe who just so happens to have a geeky side? I'm not sure. I can tell you I have a mind for trivia of all kinds and an obsession with cooking, books, movies, comics and comedy. Sometimes I feel like I'm overly engaged with frivolous things that don't really matter, but other times I feel like a bleeding heart who spends too much time worrying about various social ills. It's taken me a long time to find a career that allows me to engage with people's lives in a meaningful way and challenges me intellectually. It becomes more and more apparent to me over time that teaching is as much a calling as it is a job and part of me still can't believe I've been "called." Though, I guess it makes sense that I'd be drawn to a calling that both lets me help kids ask "the Big Questions" and be a wise-ass without much fear of reprisal.

The long and short of it is that I'm a very laid back guy who's equally happy going out and having adventures and trying to take in some form of culture or staying in with friends. I love taking trips to the city, but also like getting away from civilisation from time to time. A lot of the time I'm a little anxious about interacting with new people, but weirdly I find I also get a real charge out being alone in front of blackboard facing a room full of expectant and/or indifferent faces.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just trying to get by! I finished my Master's in Education last spring and I found myself working as a substitute teacher in my old middle school for the better part of a year. It wasn't where I thought I'd wind up, but at times it was so much fin that I couldn't believe I was getting paid to do it. After having some especially positive experiences workings with students with learning disabilities I realized I wanted to work in special education. Now I'm working full-time as a special education paraprofessional in Amherst!
I’m really good at
I think I'm fairly good at making people laugh and putting them at ease. People at work tend to tell me I'm very laid back. Lately I've been very into Thai cooking and I think I make a pretty good green curry.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I smile a lot and know a lot of random facts. Also that I have advanced facial hair-growing abilities.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These change all the time, but perennial favorites include anything by Peter Carey, Jonathan Lethem and China Mieville. Recently I've been reading more sci-fi and fantasy – it can't always be "fine" literature... Also, I read a fair amount of comic books and graphic novels – especially anything written by Grant Morrison. Moviewise it's really hard for me to pick all-time favorites, but over the past few years I really liked Hanna, The Future, Black Swan, Inglorious Basterds, A Serious Man and Scott Pilgrim. I also really like Anchor Man, Talladega Night, Step Brothers, etc. and superhero movies. My taste in music is pretty eclectic. Recently I've been listening a lot to indie garage rock acts like Ty Segal and Reigning Sound, but I'll always have a soft spot for my two favorite "arty" bands, Okkervil River and Sunset Rubdown and have an abiding interest in 70s British folk. I love Korean, Thai and soul food, but really just like food in general.
The six things I could never do without
My friends. My family. My computer. My ipod. Good books and movies. Good food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future. What school I'll end up working at. When I'll find the time and money to visit my friends in New York.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out at a friend's place or at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've had to start ignoring friend requests from my students on Facebook.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You think I sound interesting and might be interested in hanging out.