"I'm extra special and I'm burning bright, I'm a UFO blazing through your starry night..."

I hit the reset button on my life and migrated to the great Northwest from Los Angeles. So show me around, I promise to be fun.
I'm the kind of girl who's a sucker for any beat with a lot of hi-hat. That sound is unusually pleasing to me. And you can kinda see my charisma from space!
I used to drink A LOT of Four Loko but the new recipe breaks my heart.
My nephew is really getting me into dinosaurs, too.

Apparently I quote the rapper Gucci Mane often... Burr!

I'm finally figuring shit out and am back in school studying music. I pay the bills by hooking up the faces of Portland. It's pretty fantastic.

And FYI, I'm pretty much the best at everything I do... all the time.

Baking and getting baked; telling jokes and looking like one, too.

Boobs I guess... or my smile... or my boob smile!

I've lost tons of music from my iPod so let me have some of yours! I'm kinda obsessed with Die Antwoord and Best Coast. I love Simon Pegg and Le Tigre. In a perfect world I'd be married to Tina Fey. Gimme food and I'll eat it. And if you ask me, books is overrated, hahaha!

Also, Wayne's World molded me into the person I am today. That movie is AHHHHHHHMAZING! So did To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything -Julie Newmar. Interesting, right?

Sleeping, shopping, eating, pooping, fucking, laughing. Not in that order, mind you.

Or maybe it's just money, cars, clothes, hoes...

"What am I doing?" that's usually it. Well that and how slutty dogs are.

Either staring at the Cowlitz River or attempting to become more familiar with this crazy region.

Sometimes I like to go down the travel size aisle and pretend to be a giant when I pick stuff up.

http://youtu.be/C9CnMV0t6YY

You think I'm funny and would be fun. Or if you feel like playing tour guide. Or if you're James Franco or Ryan Gosling. Or if you're headed for the rudeboy hall of fame...

Also, don't step to me, get fresh with me. Juggalos need not apply.