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29 F Milton Keynes, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Mar 28
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I try to be myself - a slightly oddball girl who tries to enjoy life but has become distant from her social world. I dive between being mature intellectual and being a silly kid - I'm the Introvert with the occassional extrovert depending on when you catch me and how nerotic I'm being. I'm the sweet innocent who has issues with hedonistic pleasure and the hedonist who revels in exploring the perverse side of the world with the right people.

Aside from my contradictions, Master and I live in Milton Keynes now together, which has left us feeling a little trapped. If youre around here and care to show us the town, feel free, I shall do my best to entertain ^_^

I'm a shades of grey kind of person - I'm looking for friends (or a female playmate) who understand the shades of grey I live in, the twisted forms of reltionships I have, whom I can be close to without a need for exclusivity.

It is a very selfish outlook - I do realise that, I am missing something in my social life which I'm hoping can be filled. In return I can but hope that anything I gain from others I can reciprocate. I can listen, I can attempt to entertain, I can try my best to lend my perspective on life if it will help illuminate things.

I am unusual, thoughtful, and subby
What I’m doing with my life
I'm preparing to take over the world? Unfortunately that has been put on hold while I live a settled adult life. I have what is essentially a 9 - 5 normal weekday job, a Husband I live with and weekends to ourselves.

I have two adorable back kitties whom I love dearly and Master sees as my witches cats.

I think my next big thing needs to be getting into reading deadpoool comics
I’m really good at
reading, politics, making bead thingys, making tea, cooking

I still intend to be good at slinking around in various PVC outfits looking like an ultimate fetish pirate wench too! This I do tend to reseve for home, hull and the intarwebs at the moment though as there seems to be nowhere suitable in this grid based town.
The first things people usually notice about me
My long brown hair and occasionally the clothes I wear when im feeling confident and am not at work.

Failing that something weird i'm doing or saying...It's not normally deliberate as such, its just who i am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
anything anne rice, L.J smith, paula danzinger or jane austin - failing that, anything with words. I enjoy reading immensely though often don't have the time these days, I did manage to get through the Story of O in two days. Apparently I have found out that when I deal with physical trauma my ability to cope is related to how near a book is to me and if I can read it.

I have very few movies that are favourites as I'll watch anything I'm told to - but I corrupt people with hedwig and the angry inch, velvet goldmine and labyrinth I also am enjoying more sci fi films as my Husband shows me his movie collection.

Music - anything old but especially alice cooper or queen I'm also becoming a voltaire fangirl. I also like musical comedy such as tim minchin, tom lehrer and weird al.

Foods - Chocolate! (yes, clichéd, but I love it!) More Chocolate! Tea, especially Earl Grey, I introduce many people to the concept of tea beyond Tetleys. I enjoy loose leaf tea in teapots especially. I'll eat whatever I can be bothered when I can be bothered. I'm trying not to waste away, I can't do that to myself accidentally again.

I am however loving having my own kitchen and cooking stuff! I keep getting set baking challenges by a colleague who ends up with ingredients she has no idea what to do with. It's fun *and* tasty!
The six things I could never do without
a good cuddle when needed. Thankfully most of the time this is fairly easy to get hold of. Failing that a mental hug often does me well, knowing that if people were with me I'd be safely in their arms.

friends - I know its cliche but my friends mean the world to me. I rarely show them enough appreciation or acknowledgement but they are in my heart and I couldnt do without them. I cant wait to get back to hull to spend time with some of them. I feel very distant without friends in my home town and hope that I can find some on here to go for a 'coffee' with (by which i mean tea or hot chocolate)

books - even as a child I loved books. Apparently when I broke my ankle I was really shaken and unsteady right up until I had the chance to get a book out when I immediatly calmed and went into another world.

soft toys - even in hull I had at least one or two kicking around, i have a large section of space at the end of the bed in our study for them - I like the idea that theyre staring at guests and making them feel slightly put off...mehehe

my darling isabella (computer) shes pretty - and keeps me sane.

Inner strength - I've learnt in the last few years that I can have a lot of this. I damn well need it sometimes just to keep going without becoming a bitter cynical old cat lady. A woman I'm rather afraid of turning into. You never know you have it in you untill youre drawn towards a point that you thought was a limit and taken past it and survive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What is 'good' and 'bad' self worth.

Who am 'I'

why people act as they do

what the future holds

how wonderful friends can be

The alternates to public policy
On a typical Friday night I am
At home winding down from the week or in the pub with my parents having a meal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wish I was a kitten sometimes and dream of having a cute goth girl I can play with who's mine.

I'm loyal to a fault even when I don't want to be.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex