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kllrsthvslwyrs

24 M Chester, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:01pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Physically I am alive. Morally I am free. The world which I have departed is a menagerie. The dawn is breaking on a new world, a jungle world in which lean spirits roam with sharp claws. If a am a hyena I am a lean and hungry one: I go forth to fatten myself.

Or something like that.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at Habitat for Humanity and I don't hate my job, so at least I have that going for me. I'm going to try and get you on my trivia team.

I also like antiquing, let's go with your mom sometime. Coffee's on me.
I’m really good at
Crosswords, day trips, measuring twice and cutting once, starting conversations with everyone I see, finding a good diner
The first things people usually notice about me
Ethnically vague levels of tan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think it might be better to start with what I really dislike in these: U2, people who think Palahniuk is the end-all, Big Bang Theory, Whatever Works (Jesus, I really disliked Woody Allen for a bit after that), prosletyzing vegans. Carry on.

Saunders, Camus, Klosterman, Wallace, Heller, Ellis, Sartre, Vonnegut.

High Fidelity, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Goodfellas, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Children of Men.

Peep Show, BBC's Sherlock, The League, The Daily Show, Real Time, The Newsroom, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, Twin Peaks.

mewithoutYou, The Smiths, The Kinks, Mastodon, Maps and Atlases, and going through my 100th Belle and Sebastian phase.

Hot wings, kale salads, charcuterie.
The six things I could never do without
Sticky notes, NPR, chilly weather, tasty beer, dogs, hiking boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is building my own house is out of the question? Why is there dog hair all over my car? Why does every good coffee shop close too early?
On a typical Friday night I am
Being a boozebag.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm completely devoid of emotion.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have a good reason for why you can be non chalant, but being chalant is out of the question.