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saswyryt

23 M Chester, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
No one; on; this; site; knows; how; to; use; semicolons;
What I’m doing with my life
Working in a non profit as a project coordinator, feeding most of the lower and mid Hudson Valley along with child hunger relief programs. When I'm not doing that I'm playing chess, reading, and hoping Seinfeld reruns are on.
I’m really good at
Telling stories, & putting myself in situations that will later become good stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
They can tell I picked my clothes out the night before. I'm not vain, but try to look more together than my head is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I think it might be better to start with what I really dislike in these: U2, people who think Palahniuk is the end-all, Big Bang Theory, Whatever Works (Jesus, I really disliked Woody Allen for a bit after that), prosletyzing vegans. Carry on.

Saunders, Camus, Klosterman, Wallace, Heller, Ellis, Sartre, Vonnegut.

High Fidelity, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Goodfellas, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Children of Men.

Peep Show, BBC's Sherlock, The League, The Daily Show, Real Time, The Newsroom, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men, Twin Peaks.

An ever changing list: currently Wilco, The National, Neon Indian, and going through my 100th Belle and Sebastian phase. Hair metal. I'm really sorry, but hair metal.

Spicy things, preferably with a nice beer, or barbecued meat with shitty beer.
The six things I could never do without
Sticky notes, NPR Podcasts, chilly weather, tasty beer, dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether or not everyone in a down coat during fall is from LA or if I just pretend they are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not home, but not necessarily partying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm completely devoid of emotion.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you're not going to get bored when you realize all I do is drink coffee and play chess.