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kllrsthvslwyrs

25 Newburgh, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Patient and hardworking like a good Amish person, except I love driving and caffeine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
4 years of school to run political campaigns and I decided I'm much happier building houses with Habitat for Humanity. It might be the fresh air beating out a stuffy office or the fact that I got to trade in a collared shirt for a flannel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting stuck in conversation with store clerks and winning Settlers of Catan.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have one of those voices that tend to boom whether or not I would like it to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll preface by saying people who say things like "I like all music" really don't like anything.

Authors include Saunders, Camus, Klosterman, DFW, Vonnegut, O'Toole, Heller. Currently working my way through some short story anthologies.

High Fidelity, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Goodfellas, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Children of Men. Nature documentaries including Human Planet which was ducking amazing.

30 Rock forever, Peep Show, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men.

I won't get tired of Bob Dylan, Jawbreaker, Violent Femmes, Belle and Sebastian, or Black Sabbath. A lot of others come and go.

Crusty bread, broiled pork chops, a ton of greens. Unsweetened iced tea, never soda.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Prescription sunglasses, NYT crossword omnibuses, carpenter's square, phone charger, travel mugs, good canoe paddles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can worry about where I'll be in the future but that worrying has very little bearing on it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully out catching some music and having a good meal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have zero interest in putting a human being on this planet.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go canoeing and won't tip us over.