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kllrsthvslwyrs

24 M Newburgh, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

Myers-Briggs: IDGAF
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at Habitat for Humanity and have never had a bad day of work. Constantly road tripping to find the three remaining independent bookstores. Trying to maintain a well rounded podcast library.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Calming people down.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have one of those voices that tend to boom whether or not I would like it to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think it might be better to start with what I really dislike in these: U2, people who think Palahniuk is the end-all, Big Bang Theory, Whatever Works (Jesus, I really disliked Woody Allen for a bit after that), prosletyzing vegans. Carry on.

Saunders, Camus, Klosterman, Wallace, Heller, Ellis, Sartre, Vonnegut.

High Fidelity, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Goodfellas, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Children of Men.

Peep Show, BBC's Sherlock, The League, The Daily Show, Real Time, The Newsroom, Boardwalk Empire, Mad Men

Lately: a lot of Talking Heads, The Ramones, and Future Islands.

Any and all meats preferably barbecued and/or in sausage form. Enough roast spinach, broccoli, and asparagus to feed a small village.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sticky notes, NPR, chilly weather, tasty beer, dogs, hiking boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is building my own house is out of the question? Why is there dog hair all over my car? Why does every good coffee shop close too early?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out to dinner and having a beer or two. Saturday is a much better night to go out drinking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I realize you're a dummy I'll probably immediately stop speaking to you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You wear glasses, or at least won't make fun of my prescription sunglasses.