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satirical_charm

27 Washington, DC Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Portuguese, Spanish

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My self-summary
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Reading, biking, staying active, crosswords, wine, great beer and cooking. I love Baltimore sports teams as I was born and raised there. Not expecting too much from this site but i figured it couldn't hurt to check out something new. I try not to take myself or life too seriously and occasionally laugh at those who do.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to DC from Boston for a job in international affairs. I love what I do but am already planning my Brazilian retirement.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding and enjoying the little things in life, cooking fish tacos and injecting humor into awkward situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
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A sideways smile and my snarky sense of humor?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I really enjoy non-fiction. Anything related to sociology, anthropology or pop-culture. I started to appreciate a little science fiction as well. Authors I am currently reading are Klosterman, Farmer, Dick and Kesey.

I don't watch that much TV but live for music. Anything from Mumford and Sons to James Brown to Regina Spektor to Binary Star to well, anything. Looking forward to checking out some DC venues.

I love all kinds of food, especially when made by/with friends. Occasionally I turn Food Network shows into drinking games.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
NYT crosswords, Jeopardy, good books, great beer, even better people and Spotify.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my place in the world and what that really means.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making power moves.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is something you'll have to ask about. I'm pretty much an open book, so fire away.
You should message me if
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you're interested in an intellectually stimulating, yet snarky conversation most likely peppered with random movie quotes and terrible celebrity impersonations.

Big eyes and pretty smiles are always a plus.