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25 Wyoming, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 12:54pm
White, —
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Creativity has always been part of my life. I’ve never finished any of the “novels” I started as a bairn, but I Iove inviting people into my fantasies. I’m fascinated by language. It allows us to explore other conscious beings. I find that Cogito ergo sum, but without language we’d never know other people even existed. That’s not the only philosophical idea I examine. Even if no one else finds it worthwhile I want to know who we are.

I want to find a woman as faithful as I. To me, intelligence and wit are more attractive than typical ideas of “sexiness.” I’m not looking for a hook-up and won’t have sex at all irresponsibly (e.g. before marriage). Of course a good sense of humor is important in my match. My humor has been called witty, sarcastic, goofy, and bizarre. Creativity is welcome, too – a fascination with life beyond the superficial and reveling in it.

If I messaged you and you stop reading this here, please do me the courtesy of letting me know you're uninterested.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I dream of being a writer (well, a paid one). My career plan is to try to get hired as a librarian, copyeditor, or author.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Science, English, trivia, Catchprase, puzzles, unintentional arson...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They might notice I like five-dollar words, sarcasm, odd jokes, and correcting people's grammar. (It's probably because I like you!)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(in the order I thought of them)
Books, especially ones with complex, deep characters and plots.
Fantasy: Garth Nix, Brandon Sanderson, the Harry Potter series
Sci-fi: Philip K. Dick is a genius. Orson Scott Card.
Humor: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Classics: 1984, Lord of the Flies, To Kill a Mockingbird. (You know what you get when you cross classic lit with alcohol?
Tequila mockingbird!)
Poetry that shows you something new about something you already know or something you already know about something new. Emily Dickinson, e. e. cummings

TV: When I watch, it's typically Trutv to let my brain cool.

Movies: Casablanca, 12 Angry Men, Les Miserables (I haven't seen the new one), The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, The Village, Once, The Incredibles. Action, thrillers, classics, (clean) comedy, and indie flicks.

Music: old Evanescence, Paramore, Breaking Benjamin, Hey Monday, The Hush Sound, Blue October, classical, movie soundtracks, techno/trance/electronica, lounge, jazz, and dubstep. I'll think about it all day if it's lyrically interesting and my subconscious won't let it go if it's catchy.

Food: Yes. But seriously, Italian, Chinese, Mexican, whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(besides biological necessities etc)
Composition book
Blue or black pen
Good books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I love philosophy. I'm particularly interested in ethics, metaphysics, and what science has to shed on those topics. Plots, poems, songs, big questions, meanings and layers of innocuous quotes, how a sentence's meaning can change with emphasis on one word, conversations I might never have, a change in the dialogue or story of what I've read or seen, and ways to reinterpret rules. Also, I play with an imaginary compass and graph paper.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I plead the Fifth.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm secretly an initiate in the cult of Lord Smooze.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like family. Mine is eight strong.

If you need an ear and/or a shoulder, or you want someone to watch a movie with, fly paper airplanes with nice messages at mall-goers, make up stories about passers-by, get feedback on your artz, or almost anything else.

Don't say only "Hi" or "What's up?" or any sexual advances, and if you're religious, only show interest if you'd be cool with someday marrying an agnostic. I respect your right to believe.