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Satyrico

36 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Jacksonville, Florida

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
—
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
—
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Executive / Management
Income
—
Kids
—
Pets
—
Languages
English

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I am ergo so is my house, I have flat feet, and what's with you?.

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My Self-Summary

My self-summary: Handsome. You will disagree but you are, of course, wrong.

My girlfriend and I have recently moved to Jacksonville and we're hoping to meet new friends and to influence people. Mostly in that order.

What I’m doing with my life

What am I doing with my life? Jesus this sounds like my father...

I'm taking over the world and you're in it. This means that you can either be with me or against me but either way in the end I will own you...best you play along now and learn to fake liking me early.

I live a life of my own making. I own a small software company in Sydney, Australia that pays me a salary regardless if I show up for work or not. I do other things for fun and money but let's be honest, that's boring.

I'm a hedonist.

I’m really good at

I'm really good at staring at the monitor wondering how you answer a question like 'what are you good at?' without sounding like a complete wanker.

How about we hang out, do a bunch of stuff then later you tell me how great I am?

I'll do the same for you.

The first things people usually notice about me

I've never asked or really cared what the very first thing someone thought of me.

I'm like a well prepared dish. I've got sweet, sour, bitter, saltiness(!?!?!?!) and umami. I take time to fully develop on your palate. Ahhh yea...

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I read, watch, listen and eat......All my senses are in working order as is my central processing unit so we're all set there for a few hours of conversation if/when we meet.

If you want some recommendations, why not message me and ask. If you want to recommend some to me message me and recommend some.

The six things I could never do without

Six things I could NEVER do without?

How about I start without preconceptions about what I can do without. After food, water and shelter I'm willing to work my way up from that. Companionship? Sex? Medical Care?

Admit it...with those things on a desert isle you're thinking "this could work out"

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I spend a lot of time thinking about what other people are thinking when they have that long vacant stare on their face when they're just walking around shuffling their feet at the mall.

On a typical Friday night I am

Hedonising

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I dig chicks and secretly they all dig me but that's for them to put in their private admission thing.

You should message me if

Message me if you realize that most of my profile is making use of humour except of course the parts that aren't.

OR........

You're looking to meet someone new or looking to get in touch with me after our torrid affair/trying friendship/homoerotic glances shared on the bus.

If you're looking to treat me like a piece of meat message me first and I'll check out your profile and let you know if we're of like mind.

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