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saucy_fella

25 M Guelph, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Yeah, in short, I'm just an a**hole. I wouldn't hold the door open for you. Matter of fact, be careful because I'm more likely trip you as you walk through the door just for $hits and giggles. I expect you to do the cooking and to clean up the mess when I'm done eating and I'm a really messy eater. Food on the floor, on my lap, all over the table, but we're only talking about the least of your worries :)

I throw all my dirty laundry on my bed, and yes it does stink. I refuse to do laundry and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you MUST love to do my laundry and look forward to it all week. Like you look forward to your family after being separated. Like you look forward to morphine after getting shot. Yeah you probably get it now

If I'm out somewhere having a good time, I wouldn't let you know. I wouldn't even be thinking about you. I'd just be soaking in the spirit of the night and then I'll call you late, expecting big-time action. It doesn't matter if I'm drunk or not. Like my laundry, you'll be looking forward to it. Before you ask, it's happening at your place, I don't want you to know where I live, and no, I won't be staying over. Which part of "I'm not a romantic" did you not understand?
What I’m doing with my life
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Eat breakfast, lunch and dinner and workout in between
Seeking a Wealthy European Supermodel to take care of me
I’m really good at
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Getting women to do what I want
Kicking Puppies
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Enya, Nicki Minaj, ****y cat Dolls and Cannibal Corpse