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saucyfntony

29 M Beaverton, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm just moved to the area and I'm looking to meet some new people. I work in the Meat and Seafood department of a local grocery store training to be a butcher. Now I know what you're thinking, Meat and Seafood? Gross. But consider the following - 1. I have a job. Not a deadbeat, I can pick up a tab or go to a movie on a school night *snaps* like that. Bonus point if you get that reference. 2! Since I do work around smelly fish and meat and what have you, I invest alot of time and effort into not smelling like I work in a Meat and Seafood department. You could say the grocery store is my job, but I work at smelling good. 3. Since I started working there, I now have access to fresh ingredients and have enhanced my culinary skills ten fold. Lemon Honey Prosciutto wrapped Prawns? Check. Spaghetti a la Carbonara? I got you. Seared Tenderloins with my secret steak rub? I'll never tell you that.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting used to life in the big city...*ahem*. I play a few instruments and would like to start a band and cut an album and what have you. I started working out again recently so I spend alot of time convincing myself to get out of bed and go run.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Pinball and pool. Learning to play songs by ear. Remembering quotes from movies and actors names.
The first things people usually notice about me
My facial hair, kinda makes me look like a pirate. I also have a very colorful tattoo on my arm that catches stranger's attention at times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Ishmael, Catcher in the Rye, Perks of Being a Wallflower, anything and everything by Chuck Palahniuk and Hunter S. Thompson, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, American Psycho

Graphic Novels - Watchmen, Scott Pilgrim, Sin City, Walking Dead, The Goon, The Boys

Movies - Anything by Quentin Tarantino, Guy Ritchie, Christopher Nolan, Wes Anderson, Mike Judge or Edgar Wright.

TV - The Office (UK or US), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle's Show, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Workaholics, Reno 911!, Party Down

Music - Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, The Clash, The Kinks, Nirvana, Wu-Tang Clan, Rage Against The Machine, Arctic Monkeys, The Shins, Doomtree, The Features, Chuck Berry, Radiohead

I probably forgot a bunch of stuff.
The six things I could never do without
-Guitar
-Capo
-Picks
-Strap
-Amp
-Tube of Burt's Bees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My place in the world and how we all interact with each other and affect life on this planet. All the things I'm perpetually going to get done tomorrow instead of today. Where my phone, wallet and keys are at any given moment.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know the difference between Your and You're. You've never texted someone "Lolz". You can hold a conversation and can quote Will Ferrell movies.