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saucyjack85

29 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Jun 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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My name isn't really Jack, but that's not terribly important.
Although I no longer look the part on weekdays, I am a goth/metalhead and I unfortunately had to abandon the waist-length hair as part of my development into a respectable member of society (on the outside anyway). That's not to say I won't return to those ways in the future, hopefully when I'm rich enough not to give a shit. I would put pictures of it up, but it wouldn't be very representative of me at the moment.

I'm not tied to my mother's apron strings, I'm an independent chap. I cook, I clean, I do my own laundry and my own ironing, I earn my own money and I own my own flat. I hold no strict political allegiances, but I will usually take a devil's advocate position for the sake of a good debate/argument. If you enjoy mental sparring then you've come to the right person, I may often agree with you but that won't stop me challenging your deeply held beliefs for kicks (not in a mean or unintelligent way).

I'm a big geek for many things. I enjoy scientific discoveries and the wonders they open up for us. I'm an ex-archaeology and ancient history student, so I will talk incessantly about ancient greek military history if prompted. Books and comics get my brain hard, I'm currently trying to put together a library in my spare room. I've also partaken in cosplaying as you can see from my photos. So far I've done GLaDos and Wheatley from Portal, Price and Ghost from Modern Warfare, Pyramid Head from Silent Hill and World War Z, and I'm currently working on an Ezio Auditore from Assassin's Creed II costume.

While I'm not on the lookout for any particular physical attributes, I do prefer people who are literary minded and don't see intelligence as something to be embarrassed about, while also having a dark sense of humour and a filthy mind much like my own. I tend to find myself drawn to the mysterious, the oddities, the eccentric, the misfits and the profane.
That all being said, long red hair is a definite plus.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently working in the city in a pretty interesting job, I'm not setting the world alight but it pays well and I have unrestricted internet access.
I just moved back into London after several years exile, and getting back into social scenes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having people think I'm intelligent while barely opening my mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dark sense of humour and that big knife in my hand (I'm just cooking, I swear).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: most britcoms, documentaries (Attenborough is god, Adam Curtis is Emperor), current affairs. The only reality show I watch is The Apprentice and even that's pushing it. Breaking Bad stands above at the moment, I'm unintentionally building my life around that show.

Music: Iron Maiden, Editors, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, The 69 Eyes, Dimmu Borgir, Cannibal Corpse, Dethklok The Kovenant, Morbid Angel, The Sisters of Mercy, Nightwish, The Birthday Massacre, The Dresden Dolls, Nirvana, Interpol, Apocalyptica, Rammstein, The Ramones, Leonard Cohen, Bobby Darin, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Billie Holiday.

Films: The Devils, Alien series, Moon, Sunshine, Die Hard series, Strange Days, Withnail & I, Dr Strangelove, the Godfather, Downfall, Ghostbusters and I can't get enough of The Addams Family and Addams Family Values at the moment.

Books: The works of Douglas Adams, George Orwell, Homer, Virgil, Dante Alighieri, Chuck Palahniuk, Suetonius, Virgil, Herodotus.

Games: The S.T.A.L.K.E.R series, Half Life, Assassin's Creed, Bioshock, Portal, Deus Ex, Call of Duty, Left 4 Dead, Dead Island.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why my face doesn't photograph well anymore. What the hell happened?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not winning at life by owning 12 year olds at Call of Duty, I'll be at a pub or a rock/goth/fetish night trying to look cool and aloof.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're interested/interesting and I haven't scared you off yet.