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saucymouse

25 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
i am pretty boring and only talk about myself so this section is a breeze i dont know what y'all are goin all on about!

ahhh jeez i'm just like... not really feelin' this website anymore
What I’m doing with my life
sleeping NAKED and a lot
drinking seltzer
making my bed every day
I’m really good at
drinking seltzer
sweating
being emotional
tying my shoes! ask me how i tie my shoes!
cleaning my plate
The first things people usually notice about me
"who do you think you are?"

"why are your nipples so hard?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
the joy of cooking lawrence of arabia seinfeld yo la tengo spaghetti and meatballs and i LOVE COTTAGE CHEESE
The six things I could never do without
my ceiling fan and massages but im too poor to get a lot of massages :( :(
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what im going to cook next
what im going to eat next
am i going to cook what i eat next
On a typical Friday night I am
paying my bills watching infomercials drinking seltzer

listening to clair de lune and crying

eating onions like apples

but PROBABLY just combing my beard
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
one time i accidentally drank my own pee
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you're thinking right now to yourself "just shut up already"