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sauerkraut_sean

31 M Baton Rouge, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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FYI: It is probably best not to take me too seriously.

Also, I stalk lots of profiles, and I probably double-stalk quite a bit too, because I never remember who I've looked at before.

Someone recently asked me what I wanted out of life. I hadn't really thought about it much, or at least not to the point where I had a good answer prepared. I thought for a few seconds and said, "I want to be happy and awesome." I've thought about this question several times since, trying to come up with a better answer, but I think that pretty much covers it.

On a recent trip with my best friend (I forget what led into this), she said, "You know, I don't think there's anything you could do to make me stop loving you. Even if you killed my family, I would still love you. I'd be pissed... but I'd still love you."

I replied, "Yeah, you'd be thinking, 'I'm sure he has his reasons.'"

And I would, because that's the kind of guy I am. I'm not going to kill my best friend's family for no good reason. I am a pretty reasonable guy.

I am algorithm-based, solutions-oriented, and terminally groovy
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from LSU with a math degree and took a job as a draftsman/light designer/database handler/instructor/IT guy in electrical and instrumentation engineering. Then I got laid off and went back to school for economics, but I dropped out for a job in forensic accounting.

I'm also working on making the greatest drinking game ever in time, mostly because I don't really enjoy being intoxicated, and I'm trying to make it fun.

I also spend a lot of time trying to open up peoples' minds a bit, usually in areas in which people have strong unexamined beliefs. As might be expected, this is not always met with enthusiasm. I've noticed that whether they're Republicans, Democrats, Feminists, or something else, most people do not like hearing things that make them question what they think. Lots of people pay lip service to being open minded, but I've been called a great many names (including closed-minded) by those same people for little more than saying true things. I don't think true things should ever offend someone, but if they do, I'm probably going to offend them as much as possible.

Update: Currently unemployed and having fun while I plan my next move. I don't really have any ties here anymore, so I'm considering relocating. Feel free to make a pitch for your city.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with rational solutions to problems, discussing controversial issues without getting personally involved, not being emotionally manipulated, not getting upset over silly things, and learning tons of crap on the internet that may or may not become useful someday.

I've also studied math, economics, philosophy, various other subjects a bit. I dabble too much, so I'm not as knowledgeable as someone that had specialized in one field their entire life, but I could probably still hold intelligent conversations with them about most of it. Still learning.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I don't get enough sun. On the bright side, i'll probably appreciate it when I'm older and look extremely young for my age.

Honestly, I think I generally escape notice. I'm not particularly driven to socialize, nor do I have a compulsion to hear myself talk, so I tend to stay quiet around people I don't know unless my knowledge or opinions are desired. If I'm talking to someone, they probably notice that I'm direct.

snarkasaurus: First thought? "Anyone who can take a photo like this and not take it seriously automatically wins in my book."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(a) Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand), Time Enough For Love (Robert Heinlein). Economics, math, and philosophy dominate my bookshelf though.
Currently reading: The Communist Manifesto/Wealth of Nations (Karl Marx/Adam Smith)
Next up: The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin

(b) It's hard to describe what movies I like, except to say that I most appreciate movies that are well-crafted and original and have some depth and subtlety. Short of that, most horror movies have something in them worth watching, even if it's not intentional.

(c) The Benjamins, Grand Champeen, LaGrecia, Lagwagon, Rilo Kiley. Joey Cape is amazing.

(d) I've been called a foodie because my best friend and I used to try out nice restaurants all the time, and I enjoy the atmosphere and dressing up a bit to go out to eat (and fancy is obviously the way to go for dates), but if I'm being honest, I actually prefer fast food to most of it. I couldn't be a bigger Taco Bell fan. I love Dairy Queen, and I go with my family every Friday (#DQFriday). I'm also quite fond of Cajun and BBQ. Sharing desserts on dates is the best.

(e) Comics! I love Dinosaur Comics and Order of the Stick. And I've got a soft spot for Calvin and Hobbes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Capitalism/Free Markets, competence, logic, emotion, skin, and love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
math, politics, ethics, education, college football, identity, economics, science, technology, and any number of odd projects that someone of as little artistic talent as myself shouldn't be working on.

How I never noticed how sentimental I was until someone recently pointed it out, and then it blew my mind.

The importance of liberal arts degrees.

Gender differences in economic and political philosophy/psychology and other statistics.

Confirmation bias, and how it affects more than just our beliefs. Why politics makes regular people into horrible trolls, and how to fix that.

How much money I save by correctly not caring about organic food, and how happy that makes me. Also, GMOs are safe and awesome! Previously inedible plants can even be genetically modified to be safe to eat, potentially opening up whole new worlds of recipes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I won't win any awards for most interesting Friday night. I would rate mine more interesting than getting drunk, less interesting than most everything else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been on this site for over ten years. It used to be better.

I didn't kiss a girl until I was 26 years old. I've been told I'm a good kisser (and have overheard someone saying as much when she didn't realize I could hear), but I still secretly wonder if I'm actually terrible. Or if maybe I only have experience with people that kiss weird, and I can't trust anything and everything I know is wrong. I may be perfectly awesome at kissing, but I'm not sure I'll ever feel like I actually know what I'm doing. And I find the whole thing so funny that I worry I'll start laughing while I'm kissing someone.

I like cats. Not in a weird way or anything, but I probably like them a lot more than most guys do. I could imagine if there a girl with a cat crushing on me, and the three of us were hanging out, she might occasionally be jealous of the cat. But I guess if she was really awesome, I'd see about making the cat jealous.

I've also realized that I like girls that remind me of cats. I kind of knew this already, but just realized it more. It sounds weirder than it is. Playful? Cuddly? Very attractive qualities! And you know how cats stretch? I love it when girls stretch like that. And purring. Sure, girls don't purr like cats, but I've met girls that come as close to the human equivalent as I can imagine (some kind of soft but audible breathing that shows she's happy and comfortable all curled up with you). I can't be the only one that likes this stuff.

I've pirated over $1000 of math software.

If you say "Who Dat?", I will assume you are functionally retarded.

That popped collar picture? I had pretty much gone through college wearing nothing but T-shirts, so when I finally got a real job, I had to go buy some nicer threads. That picture was taken the very first time I wore one of my new collared shirts. I'd heard so much about popped collars, but I'd never actually seen one. After donning the shirt, and suddenly being acutely aware of the collar, I had to see what all the fuss was about. I managed to keep a straight face just long enough to take the picture.

I will notice your grammar and spelling mistakes (Attention to detail is important. Always be your best!). If your pictures are upside down or sideways, I will wonder how you ever learned to tie your shoes.

I have a fairly strong preference for smaller breasts. It really bothers me that so many girls with smaller breasts feel unattractive, so I always do my best to show some love. Muscle tone and nice abs are awesome!

And I'll definitely admit that people refusing to admit anything are not interpreting this question correctly. Seriously kids, if you're not willing to admit it, then it is *by definition* not what this question is asking for. This is a question that was specifically chosen to showcase your openness and uniqueness, not your lack of understanding of the English language.
You should message me if
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Honestly, you can write me no matter what, but if you want me to respond, your message should be proof that you're capable of interesting and intelligent conversation. If it is, I'm pretty much guaranteed to respond. If I don't respond, you have failed. I'm very strict about this above requirement. Even if I think you seem awesome, I still won't reply (out of principle) if I can't see the brains behind that pretty face.

If you're up for playing football in the mud and having a discussion about economics, politics, ethics, or almost anything really (as we're spraying each other with the hose to get the mud out), there's a chance I want to date you.

I could also use some more friends. My best friend left for grad school at the end of the summer, and she was a pretty big part of my social interaction. We went out to eat, watched movies, played sports, discussed everything under the sun, and had so much fun together, and now that she's gone, I'm lacking activity partners.

If you have really good reasons I should move to your city. Possibly including job opportunities.

To be honest, I use this site more for entertainment than meeting people. I rarely message anyone, and when I do, it's usually just to ask a question, or offer advice, or some other casual reason. I'm not opposed to messaging, meeting, or anything else, so I wouldn't mind, but that's not generally what I'm here for.

I'm still here because OkCupid used to be a really cool site, full of math and humor, and I'm nostalgic. These days, I mostly like to browse peoples' profiles and read the answers to their questions. In particular, I like to read the "unacceptable answers" and see where we don't agree. I enjoy trying to see the issues from their perspectives and broadening my point of view. At least I'm getting something out of it.