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I currently reside in Alexandria, Virginia. I have listed my hometown as Saint Petersburg because I will be attending school at Eckerd College starting this August.

Hi. I'm Savanna. I suffer from severe misophonia. I'm socially awkward, and I like to take care of people.

I'm pro-choice, pro-gay rights, atheist, I believe in the right to die, creationism is bullshit, I hate green vegetables, and I'm very against drugs.

ENTJ
Just like:
Stewie Griffin
Darth Vader
Sauron
Frank Costello
Ari Gold
Barney Stinson
Eric Cartman

A bunch of sardonic, bitchy people. Whom I love.

UPDATE:

IF YOU PLAY ME AN ED SHEERAN SONG ON PIANO OR GUITAR AND SING ALONG, THE ONLY SOUND YOU WILL HEAR WITHIN THE NEXT FEW SECONDS WILL BE THE SOUND OF MY PANTIES FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM.

END UPDATE

Finishing high school, shopping for my dorm room, attempting to make myself attractive, snuggling my cat until he squeaks, and wondering how I'll ever live on my own.

Being fucking amazing, taking care of people, arguing with people, making people feel uncomfortable, being frightened by deep and dark bodies of water, being blunt, being slightly overbearing, trying to fix people, and being far too concerned with the personal affairs of others.

I'm also really great at getting motivation to cook/clean/sew/swim/make things/work out at around 1:30 AM. Then not having any motivation to do anything during normal-people-hours. I'm nocturnal, but school doesn't allow for that.

My hair is very blonde.
My roots are very black.
My personality shines like a supernova.

Books:
Harry Potter (obviously) (mainly 5-7)
In Cold Blood
Dash & Lily's Book of Dares (I don't care how juvenile this is, I love it.)
Cloud Atlas
The Hunger Games Trilogy
Breathless
Choke
The White Tiger
The Outsiders
That Was Then, This Is Now
Rumble Fish
Into the Wild
Poetry
Books that make me cry. Haha.

Movies:
I generally don't like movies that are based on books. It ruins my image of how things happened, and it kills the magic of books for me.
That being said, I really enjoy comedies, chick flicks, thrillers, and horror movies.

Hannibal
Cloud Atlas
Capote
Into The Wild
The Outsiders
The Blair Witch Project
The Fourth Kind
Harry Potter
Shutter Island
ANYTHING with Johnny Depp. Literally anything. He could star in a 12 hour movie about paint drying and I would watch it on repeat for days.

Shows:
Whitney
The Big Bang Theory
House
New Girl
Scrubs
Awake
Family Guy
Friends
Seinfeld
That 70's Show
American Dad
Touch
Grimm

Music:
I like far too many musicians and bands to list them here.
I like soft, mellow songs, with sweet lyrics.
I want to marry Ed Sheeran.
I like unique sounds, and different artists.
I hate System of a Down. With a passion.
I like classical music, and guys who play piano.

My favorite food is peach smoothies. (Not really a food, I know.)

My favorite animal is stuffed.

My favorite colours at the moment are mint, peach, coral, oxblood, and emerald.

-Decent company (aka, my cat.)
-Books
-Pinterest
-My phone & laptop
-Orange Mango Nantucket Nectars
-Fuzzy feelings you get when you like someone

College, DIY projects, recipes, how jaded I am, how much the human race sucks, how I haven't shot the pro-life group that protests EVERY DAY on my street yet, where the aforementioned group finds the time to literally stand there every day and make me want to punch them, how Ron's got the emotional range of a spoon, and how I want to fling myself into the ocean.

More than likely on the way to Front Royal. If not, I'm writing, reading, pinning, or watching movies. And being fucking awesome.

I saw a photo of a guy who'd gotten a Three Brothers tattoo, and I cried for three hours because I wanted to marry him and he'd deactivated his tumblr, so I couldn't find out who he was.

You are a decent human being.
You are funny.
You can hold a conversation.
You are interesting.
You are Ed Sheeran.
You sing like Ed Sheeran.
You look like Ed Sheeran.
You know Ed Sheeran.
You want to take me to an Ed Sheeran concert and get me backstage.
You play piano or sing.
You have an accent.
You want to debate. (I argue almost as often as I breathe.)

Please don't message me if you can't spell properly. I will not respond to people saying "AYE YO GUR. HOW R U?"
It bothers me. I also don't respond to messages that look like they have been copied and pasted into 40 different chat boxes. I'm worth more than a generic, fill-in-the-blank message.

If you do decide to message me, you should tell me (on a scale of 1-10) how much you love Harry Potter.